Sam and Alan try to figure out how many times we've actually played the Blue Jays. PLUS: Webb gems, Angel tears, White Sox mysteries, and a homecoming for Mr. Jones.

Dean Kremer learns how to pitch, the bats go up in smoke, and the Eye of Sauron sweeps wildly across our broken land.

Sam and Alan bemoan John Angelos's remarkable accurate Donald Trump impression, and reflect on the silver linings of the Houston series.

The Baltimorons reminisce about the Buck-wild Oriole teams of yesteryear, and how the past is always present.

A customarily well-informed series of takes on morals and the trade deadline.

What are we, good now? What is this? How do we...what's happening?

Your Morons try to figure out if we can create One Ryan To Rule Them All, and also whether or not we should trade...anybody?

What kind of team is this, anyway? Halfway through the 2023 season, your humble hosts are still not entirely sure. 

Suddenly the bullpen is A Concern! PLUS: The Westburg Conspiracy. We investigate.

Notes on bullpen management, platoon advantages and disadvantages, and bigotry.