You know the old saying: he who surfed it, turfed it. Break out those old Boardwalk Empire boxsets, because this week we're celebrating REPEAL DAY! Amie's foamy beer is no match for Tami's bourbon when her drunk becomes contagious. Hear about the haunted Buffalo Trace distillery in Kentucky and the two little ghost girls who very smartly moved in with this show's kind of people: a terrified ghost tour guide. And travel to the most speak easy-related place you can think of: a children's museum with a dark past that would scare the apprenticeship out of any journeyman. We're so gangster, we're blotto this week. Happy We Can Drink Again Day!

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Are those knee breeches, or did Amie just (FINALLY) see Hamilton? Grab your passports and your travel flasks, because this week is OUR HAUNTED VACATIONS! Amie spent some time in Chicago, and tells us about a haunted hotel where the only thing scarier than the DOZENS of ghosts are the TripAdvisor reviews (2-stars; no hot water). And Tami tells tales of (Old, OG, Hipster) York inspired by the ghost walk she somehow lived through. And speaking of, listen to an interview with the owner and host of Shadows of York Ghostwalk, Mackenzie! Meal prep with some Sultry Poultry and say Hello Halloumi, because we're working with some lean protein kinda energy over here!

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Shadows of York Ghostwalk: https://www.shadowsofyork.co.uk/

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Mercury's in Retrograde, so if you're seeing this episode you've already outsmarted your smartphone! Time to bug your granny for some stories, because this week we're talking FOLKLORE! Amie dives into the world of Native American tales with stories from the Caddo and Wabanaki tribes, and a Washpee choose your own adventure story that still has us confused about the moral of the story. Tami dances her way around fairy trees and straight into fairy rings while we all think twice about wishing for the luck of the Irish (spoiler: it's all bad!). Flash your flap and become a worldly drinker you big time...... person?

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Amie's source: Native-languages.org

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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What do you get when a highly-populated island is hit by a deadly storm killing thousands? Ghost Town, USA, aka Galveston, Texas! We're doing a special request episode thanks to listener Larry, and boy does it have us SHIVERING. Hear the sad tale of the orphanage completely wiped out in the 1900 Great Storm and the ghostly activity in the site's new resident: a Walmart! And Amie tells us about not one, not two, but THREE versions of the Tremont Hotel, which can't seem to rebrand its way out of being haunted af! Avoid cloyingly sweet (SAT word) drinks and remember, remember that Disneyland rides are scary!

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Give us a few days of Fall and we'll give you hot ears and even hotter brain tumors! This week we watch episodes of paranormal shows and pee ourselves so you don't have to. Amie takes on yet ANOTHER creepy imaginary friend ghost in an episode of Paranormal Survivor (not sure we call it surviving...), and Tami subjects herself to a double episode of Most Haunted that goes inside Her Majesty's Haunted-Ass Prison, where we learn about the unintentionally sexy (NOT AT ALL) hanged-man death mask trade. Jump into those skinny jeans and toss a couple of crowbars!

Spoopy Halloween, everyone! We're keeping our tradition of reading creepy campfire stories, both real and fictional! Amie gets buzzed on some Babysitter's Brew while recounting a story about a locked room and an imaginary friend who was a ghosty gaslighter. Tami seriously spiked her hot chocolate and tells tales of a haunted garage band (aren't they all?) and a cursed images website with its own set of curses. Get your pancakes to go and figure out why you weren't cool in high school, cuz it's time to play doctor on this week's Banshees and Booze!

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Grab a room temperature beer and DON'T mention the other thing you just thought of, because this week we're going to GERMANY! Fresh off the heels of Oktoberfest, Tami talks jilted lovers in a haunted castle, with the first of two BONUS HAUNTINGS in the backyard! Amie gets literary with the story of the real-life Frankenstein Castle, and everyone tries to not make it about Harry Potter but there were DRAGONS, for crying out loud. Tami's too verbally visual to comply with German purity laws (yikes). Also hear about the woman who made the news for being Amie and Tami's hero. Prost!

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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It's Halloween (decoration) season!!! Start getting spooky along with us, as Amie and Tami try to scam the health insurance industry... wait, I mean talk about ghosts. This week's theme is haunted tourist attractions, and boy were there a ton! Amie takes us to Rose Hall in Jamaica where a wypipo witch was torturing enslaved people and committing various forms of husbandcide. Tami just got back from her own tour of the Catacombs of Paris (all by herself, even!) where the bodies of some 6 million Parisians have been moved and piled up in a very fashionable and extremely creepy way. And learn about the cataphiles who wither sneak into the catacombs or just love cats and combing them. Get ready to be redirected through a gift shop!

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR, PEOPLE!!! Amie and Tami are pulling no punches with this week's topic: GHOST KIDS! It's a hard knock life for orphans basically always, as Amie sips on a Please Sir, I Want Some Moremosa while exploring the leaset depressing and still VERY depressing story of the Gore Orphanage. We're pretty sure that's not how recycling works, btw. And Tami breaks glass in case of emergency because this story has it all: cats, sleep paralysis, and a dead kid! It's straight whisky for this episode in our pre- and post-Dear David world. Seriously, do not be driving a car while you listen, and for goodness sake TURN OFF FUCKING SIRI. (I need another drink...)

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Finding yourself emotionally, physically, and intellectually constipated? Then you've come to the right place! This week Amie and Tami are flashing back to their 80s roots and taking us all to the mall! Amie tells the terrifying and occasionally controversial personal tales from a haunted mall in Jakarta, and Tami learns about a Wal-Mart in Panorama City, California that's offering more than just everyday low prices (spoiler alert: it's also ghosts). Make sure you're not on your period and grab an Auntie Anne's pretzel!

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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