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Are you just dying to talk about the crazy movie with a pastor who can kung fu fight and turn into a dinosaur? No? Oh... Well shit, that's what this episode is about.

Well, and the other movie with dinosaurs and kung fu.

Y'know, I'm starting to see a theme here.

We met up with the wonderfully funny Alex Alberico from the amazingly hilarious Master And Debaters podcast to talk about the best movies to play while you're hosting a party.

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Does blow make all forest animals homicidal? Could this be the beginning of the Cocaine Cinematic Universe? Is Pablo Eskobear a Smoky Mountain folk hero?

We sat down to laugh our asses off with Nick Perron from the Tabletopped podcast about this insane fever dream of a movie.

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We're joined by the Gore Whore Lexie Redding to talk about our love for Jakey G.  From indie films to blockbusters, he's been in some incredible movies.  

How did he go from being the weird kid to working with the greatest directors of our generation? Why do French people not pronounce half the letters in their words?  What does Seth Rogen have to do with any of this? 

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Did you ever think a theme park ride would become a multi billion dollar movie franchise? I can't wait for the It's A Small World cinematic universe!

We're joined by the super cool Nikoletti Spaghetti from the amazing Wasted Truth podcast, and the Pirate superfan Pat Daddy to talk about the most swashbuckling adventure movies. 

How did the MCU borrow from Pirates? How did the British become worse villains than literal monster people? Why does Owen keep emailing people late at night? 

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National Treasure truly is a national treasure. It's Nicolas Cage at his best and adventure at its most absurdly cool.

We're joined by the smooth talking Spencer Nipple from the hilarious show Master and Debaters to talk about another one of our favorite adventure movies.

What are the Masons hiding beneath the streets of our cities?  Why is Albuquerque the greatest city in the world? How fun could American history be without all those uncomfortable real world facts?

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EMO NIGHT NASHVILLE
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They're some of the greatest movies of all time starring the big daddy of ADVENTURE MOVIES.

Why were the Nazis so obsessed with the occult? Which characters do we absolutely hate? Why is Indy's dad NEVER IMPRESSED with how amazing his son is? 

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It's the first of our series on the best ADVENTURE MOVIES ever made, and we're starting out with the amazing Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz classics, The Mummy and The Mummy Returns!

What makes a movie an adventure movie? How terrible is the Scorpion King CGI? Can these movies really cure erectile dysfunction? 

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The guys from Twenty Sides broke into our studio and forced us to talk about House of the Dragon season 1, and it turned into one of our favorite episodes ever.

Where on the doll did Game of Thrones hurt us? Is birthing horror better than gratuitous sex? Can necromancy ensure George RR Martin finishes the books?

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It's Space Supremacists vs Alien Al Qaeda, with talking whales! 

Why should you never meet your heroes? Will blue Jesus save earth from climate change? Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

JAMES BOB CAMERON PANTS

 "Zero cultural impact" my ass. 

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This is that fun movie that nobody has seen, and you can introduce it to your friends, then when you watch it together they'll go "Oh wow how have I never seen this before, it's great!"

It's heartwarming and drenched in blood. It's innocent and insane. It's best watched with friends and liquor. 

It's Violent Night.

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HUGE thanks to @Rickyjab and @Calirodi for letting us use their absolute banger of a Christmas song!   

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