Banter and Such

It's the first episode of SPOOKTOBER SPECIAL 2022 and we're stalking prey with Brett Woodall from Nash Vile. In the dark corners of the studio we stumbled upon cursed creatures of the night. They're one of the oldest monsters from folklore, and one of the most famous monsters in movies - Vampires!

What exactly is a "Bram Stroker" and how many times can Owen mispronounce it? Do you prefer the magical demons, the romantic lovers, or the violent monsters? What's a hidden gem vampire movie that most people haven't seen yet? 

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It's the rise and fall of one the the greatest horror filmmakers of all time. Well maybe not horror, but suspense? And is he one of the greats, or just overhyped? 

What was his masterpiece? How do you keep making movies with a twist when everyone is expecting twist? What's your favorite of his twists? What's your favorite of his movies? 

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You've heard us talking about it, and now we're FINALLY sharing an actual episode of one of our FAVORITE podcasts around - Wasted Truth. Nikki and Jill are hilarious and raw as they share stories of the service industry in Nashville. And this is the episode where they invited Brando on... 

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Back to the Future is an example of a perfect movie, and the trilogy is possibly the best movie trilogy of all time. And we're here to tell you why.

What makes Doc the quintessential eccentric scientist in movie history? Why is it so hard for Marty to keep from being cool for just one day? How many times does Biff eat shit and why does it never get old?

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Are these our favorite movies or the objectively best movies of all time? 

What's the difference?

Owen shares his top three favorite movies while Brando staunchly declares his three as the best movies ever made. 

What is the quintessential adventure movie? What movie is equal parts scary and wondrous? Which movies do the boys absolutely disagree on?

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In one of our final episodes of the season break, Owen gets together with Kyrie Dial and Tyler Philips to talk all about their favorite show, Supernatural!

Who is the Supernatural daddy and why is it Crowley? Why is Castiel your favorite supporting character? Is The Mystery Spot really the best episode? 

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We're in between seasons right now so we're bringing you something a little different. We wanted to share some bonus content that didn't quite fit anywhere else, but we had a blast making it anyway. 

Owen is allergic to Star Trek, so Brando sat down alone with the witty Keith Patterson and the articulate Robbie Sears to do a grand overview of the greatest scifi universe ever imagined - Star Trek. 

It's long and it's unapologetically nerdy. 

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Ok look. We're a professional organization here at The Helios Network. I promise. And we could put a serious and professionally-written description here. But... that wouldn't really give you an accurate impression of what this episode is.

In truth, we threw a party for the season 2 finale, with the amazing Puck Puckett, Nikki from Wasted Truth, and first timer Quint. We all drank a lot and things got hilariously crazy. It all crescendos in the ending, a perfectly wild symphony of insanity. And it was all totally unscripted. 

Also we talked about Thor Love & Thunder. 

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It's a wild raucous party as Owen & Brando have too many guests and everyone has too many drinks. The amazing Puck Puckett, Nikki from Wasted Truth, and first timer Quint join us to talk about Thor Love & Thunder. And the longer the episode goes the more ridiculously hilarious it gets. 

What's the good & bad of Thor's latest movie? What does this say about phase 4 of Marvel? What evidence do we have that Thor was uncircumcised? 

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Owen & Brando consume entirely too much media. We can't help it, there's just so much great stuff out there. But it's often lost in a sea of streaming hot garbage. 

What are the shows the boys have been watching that they're loving? What was a surprise to them? What's something you'll be surprised to find out you like?

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