Banter Boys

It’s a Christmas Miracle! The podcast is back and better than ever. Actually it’s basically the same but maybe edited a little worse than normal. So anyway, Jason drops and gains an income bracket, Ben adds E. Coli to people’s burritos, Tyler remembers the good ol’ days, Jackson finally thinks we are funny, and Jeff forgets to edit the podcast for 7 months.

The boys describe their teenage rooms and you don’t want to miss it. We also get to hear Honest Men’sJason worries about the poster collection he stacked up, Ben weighs the pros and cons of working remotely, Jeff has an intimate relationship with an African nation, Jackson has issues with a root beer shop, and Tyler brings us another garbage topic.

The boys are constantly making mistakes. Ben lets us know that he has no knowledge of the Gilmore Girls canon, Jeff makes his strongest stance yet, Jackson creates some inappropriate placeholder text, Tyler commits a fireable offense, and Jason mixes up some colors.

The boys spend an unreal amount of time talking about Tuesdays. Jeff deals with a sticky situation on a flight, Jason addresses a gambling problem, Jackson sleeps in, Tyler studies Google Trends, and Ben learns a valuable lesson in skatting.

The episode where the whole group of guys makes their way out of the bucket. James deals with workplace harassment, Jeff tries Catholic beans, Ben craves America’s 3rd best burrito chain, Jason takes a jacket off, and Tyler asks the guys for personal carpentry tips.

Imagine, if you will, a world where employers stock the bathrooms with 2 ply toilet paper. Tyler complains about his brand new job, Jackson would make a terrible psychopath, Jason gives up on another diet, and Jeffrey is outshined by a dog.

The boys take some time to rank the months even though they know time is a human construct. Ben joins the burrito industry, Tyler drinks some Scotch, Jackson watches Kong: Smooch Island, Jason loves numbers in films, and Jeffrey interrupts Ben.

An exciting conclusion to the Batman wedding speech trilogy. Jeff searches for motivation, Tyler battles his bladder, Jason tries his first cocaine, Jackson has the boys focus on what they love, and Ben regales us with the final draft of his speech.

What do you expect is gonna happen? These boys get back to some good old fashioned bantering. Ben procrastinates heavily on writing a speech, Jeff has a dank roommate, Jackson loves bad literature, Tyler has a swanky new announcement, and Jason gets a little tipsy.

If you’re gonna visit Jason make sure to bring your own body wash. Ben stretches his joke writing muscles instead of the usual ones, Jason wants to drink 69 gallons of water, Tyler curses out a doctor, Jackson starts drinking again, and Jeff makes some homemade kimchi.