Banter Gravy

Banter Gravy

By Seth Myers, Garrett GitchelComedy
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Banter Gravy episodes

  • Episode 17: A Cat-astrophic Situation

    This edition is bananas! In this episode:

    • The guys discuss their recent Rocket League shenanigans.
    • Seth shares a story competing against the Japanese and South Koreans at Mario Kart.
    • Garrett's quality time biking with his four-year old son goes down the drain.
    • Seth's cat gives him the cold shoulder.
    • Gravy Garnish: Facts about Alaska.
    • Seth quizzes Garrett on the states with the most speeding tickets.
    • Seth and Garrett start a blood feud over the correct way to peel a banana.
    • And more!

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      1 hr 12 min
    • Episode 16: Execute Order Pierogi

      Direct spousal orders are being disobeyed in this edition! In this episode:

      • Garrett crosses some red tape and gets Dip and Dots at the zoo.
      • Seth is back in the classroom.
      • Garrett breaks Seth's and the cashiers patience at a burger joint.
      • Seth's wife takes him clothes shopping.
      • Garrett's county is in a state of emergency.
      • The guys discuss why you can't wear white after labor day.
      • Gravy Garnish: Facts about Pop-Tarts.
      • Two random Wikipedia articles are chosen.
      • We give the topic of vaccines a shot!
      • And more!

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        1 hr 6 min
      • Episode 15: 51 in a 35

        The police in Ohio are very big fans of us! In this episode:

        • Garrett gets pulled over.
        • Garrett gets stranded on the side of the road AGAIN.
        • A Cedar Point ride is closing for good.
        • Boneless wings aren't boneless according to Ohio.
        • Restaurants are closing like crazy.
        • Seth is getting ready for his return to the classroom.
        • Gravy Garnish: Facts about the Olympics.
        • The guys discuss the impact of composer John Williams to the world and his legacy.
        • And more!

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          Episode Links:

          ⁠Garrett's hat pic⁠

          ⁠Snake River Falls is closing for good⁠

          ⁠Boneless wings controversy⁠

          ⁠The Melt is downsizing⁠

          ⁠Buca di Beppo files bankruptcy⁠

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          1 hr 36 min
        • Episode 14: A Pair of Deuces

          A cat has finally gotten its degree! In this episode:

          • Garrett gets a crystal massage.
          • Seth rails against the quality of Costco's food court.
          • The article Seth chose to read to Garrett brings the latter to the brink of sanity.
          • The guys get into their "White Noise" preferences.
          • Gravy Garnish: Facts about the Wild West.
          • And more!

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            Episode Links:

            Titanic cat scene

            A cat gets a degree article

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            1 hr 23 min
          • Episode 13: Hangry Birds

            A one-year-old has more clout than this podcast! In this episode:

            • Seth has finally finished his masters degree.
            • Rich people throw a lavish birthday party for their one-year-old.
            • Garrett's son Graham learns about natural selection at Cedar Point.
            • Seth catches up with a complete stranger at Walmart.
            • The guys dive into the tank with a survival story about an orange lobster in the worst city in Colorado (according to Garrett).
            • Gravy Garnish: Facts about the Amazon Rainforest.
            • Two random Wikipedia articles are selected.
            • And more!


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              Episode Links:

              Garrett takes Graham to Cedar Point

              Meet Crush, the rare orange lobster

              Garrett's random Wikipedia article

              Seth's random Wikipedia article

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              1 hr 22 min
            • Episode 12: The Unhappiest Place on Earth

              The wheels are coming off in this one ladies in gentlemen! In this episode:

              • Seth is introduced to Garrett's friend (coping mechanism?) bro-bot.
              • Garrett and his family have a Disney Land travel nightmare.
              • Have you ever put butter on a pop-tart?
              • Walmart is getting out-of-control.
              • The state of cereal is critiqued.
              • Redbox is no more!
              • Gravy Garnish: Facts about prisons.
              • The guys spin the wheel of random topics!


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                Episode Links:

                Rental car tire being changed

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                1 hr 34 min
              • Episode 11: Pflugerville

                Garrett's in Texas for this one... y'all. In this episode:

                • Garrett reads an Oakland Airport poem he found.
                • Seth gets candid about Garrett's quality time attributes.
                • Garrett describes the nightmare plane ride from California to Texas.
                • A UPS man brings Garrett to his limit.
                • What does it truly mean to act "Californian"?
                • Why is Seth getting his masters in teaching?
                • Seth gets passionate about his teaching philosophy and perspective as an educator.
                • The guys go through some gallon-sized facts about Texas.
                • And more!


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                  Episode Links:

                  Garrett's shirt

                  Texas-sized water bottle

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                  1 hr 25 min
                • Episode 10: Best of Banter Gravy I

                  It's a highlight episode! Join Seth and Garrett down memory lane as Banter Gravy presents a rapid-fire compilation of Banter Gravy's heaviest laughs, sighs, and tangents that will take you to the brink of your sanity. Try to keep up as this episode speeds straight into the left lane of all Banter Gravy's best hits.


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                  1 hr 15 min
                • Episode 9: Cincifornia

                  Welcome to a special edition of Banter Gravy where Seth and Garrett record partially in-person at Seth's apartment in Cincinnati, Ohio and continue while Garrett is in his home state of California! Note, Seth's prophecy of Garrett becoming sick from his Canadian adventure in Episode 8 came true, so Garrett is a little under-the-weather during the Cincinnati portion of the episode.

                  In this episode:

                  • Garrett talks about his Nashville, Tennessee experience seeing his favorite band: Five Iron Frenzy.
                  • Garrett gives Seth his first taste of Buc-ees cuisine.
                  • The guys talk about the lie that is the color Magenta.
                  • Seth talks about his experience going to a painting class with his wife (it did not go well).
                  • Garrett poisons Seth with spaghetti shenanigans.
                  • Seth is ready to be a homeowner!
                  • The Wheel of Topics is spun.
                  • And more!

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                    Episode Links:

                    Cat fountain pic

                    Buc-ees' Beaver Nuggets

                    Grandma GG's Pepper Jelly

                    Seth's awful artwork

                    Garrett's wetsuit


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                    1 hr 31 min
                  • Episode 8: The Stars and Stripes... in Canada

                    In this episode:

                    • Seth discusses his aversion to the eye doctor and his most recent experience
                    • Garrett heads to Canada for a gig and brings the red, white, and blue with him
                    • Fast food prices are scrutinized
                    • Seth attends MLB history
                    • Two random Wikipedia articles are discussed
                    • Garrett's daughter called him "Dad" and he was NOT happy
                    • And more!

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                      Episode Links:

                      Wendy's attempt to fight McDonalds

                      Five Guys ridiculous receipt

                      Cincinnati Reds Record

                      Seth's photobombed Reds picture

                      Seth's random Wikipedia article

                      Garrett's random Wikipedia article

                      Garrett's wrong Sarah Parsons picture


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                      1 hr 18 min

                    About Banter Gravy

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                    A great clean escape from the stresses of everyday life into nonsensical banter between two good friends. Join Seth and Garrett as they stretch the natural human limit of casual conversation and let…