In this episode, Andy and Tim figure out if fake sugar is bad for you, confuse Andy’s mom for Princess Diana, offer some suggestions to Alamo Drafthouse, and set the record straight about Hilma af Klint.

In this episode, Andy and Tim talk about conservative women in comedy, taste-test the TikTok cottage cheese cookie dough, see a mouse in the kitchen, and question how anonymous AA really is.

In this episode, Andy and Tim welcome their first guest, James Wendt!

In this episode, Andy and Tim debunk the myth of being funny, find solutions for a rat infestation and a dating hiatus, consider the afterlife, and give an artist home decorating advice.

In this episode, Andy and Tim help a listener ignore her #1 hater (herself), predict the future of the podcast, weigh in on the current state of lesbianism, talk politics, help a listener discover herself, and give advice on reconnecting with an old friend.

In this episode, Andy and Tim recognize god’s gifts, consider the perks of being a wallflower, and address a noise complaint.

In this episode, Andy and Tim give career advice, help an artist find her way, dissect piss play, provide guidance on gift buying, weigh in on the current state of flirting, and get to the bottom of why everyone is watching gay porn.

In this episode, Tim and Andy console an aging ingenue, extol the virtues of not being desperate, provide tips for beating the heat, respond to an emotionally stunted mother from the midwest, end Brooklyn comedy’s cycle of intergenerational trauma, and help a social worker say yes to the dress.

In this episode, Tim and Andy discuss disassociation, liberate a desperate housewife, give tips on talking on the phone, navigate celibacy, reflect on their recent rise to the top, dispel the myth of the "problematic fave," rank their favorite fast foods, and consider fucking a goat.