Bard's Eye View

The episode Flam's been so looking forward to! Broad physical comedy! Foot fungus! Talking lice! The components of any good episode of TV, surely.

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The further adventures of Xena in a terrible outfit with strawberry jam on her face.

🎶 And so we're back / from the astral plane / tried leaving Amazons behind / but couldn't live with all the shame / I should have changed the holy word / I should have tried to make 'em see / but now I'm kicking ass in midair with this mad bitch called Alti 🎶 

And they said it couldn't be done. And yet. Featuring our review of the Season 3 finale and a look back at the season as a whole.

::Bangs pots and pans together:: Shit's getting real here at the sharp end of the season, lads, prepare yourselves.

Xena, Gabrielle and Autolycus investigate the mysterious theft of a statue. Alternate episode title: Ship-shape and Bristol Fashion.

Xena and Gabrielle get stuck on a boat again, but this time we have a natural disaster to deal with. This never would have happened if we'd gone to Macon, Georgia.

I’m just sayin’ is all.

This episode brought to you by De Beers and your local bait shop. 

In this episode we discuss...something...it's on the tip of my tongue... Oh, I forget.