Bard's Eye View

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Phew! With a pleasant title like that, what could possibly go wrong?

It's the 50th episode of Xena and we have a new location (Britannia) and a new tone (dark af.) An extremely important episode, but an uncomfortable one. Trigger warning for discussion of the metaphorical sexual assault for which this episode is infamous.

In which Ares has a new boyfriend and we meet a straw-feminist who just needs to meet the Right Man(tm). ::Heavy gay sigh::

In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time loop. In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time loop. In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time loop. In this classic episode, Xena and Gabrielle get stuck in a time lo-

Season 3 begins with a holdover episode from Season 2 that retains some of the comedy DNA while introducing the slightly darker themes that are in store over the next few months. Welcome back.

It's the season finale at last and it's...another comedy episode! How very season 2. Featuring Karl Urban's boner, more theft by the Disney corporation, and a dick'n'balls digression. How very Bard's Eye View.

Xena: ”Newton? Don’t know her.”  ::yeet:: 

Wonko: "Need we say more?" ::proceeds to talk for 55 minutes::

Xena and Gabrielle encounter The Horde, aka Generic Vaguely Tribal Other. Xena wants to "kill 'em all"; Gabrielle wants to find another way. So far, so XWP Season 2.

🎶 Ulysses, no-one else can do the things you do /