Barely Makin' It

Hi followers (*sarcasm obvi*) you will understand that once you listen to this week's episode. Update my voice has transferrred from full on Zyrtec Actor to girl with nasal issues in middle school who will con her dad into a nose job for her 16th bday. I'm sorry - there is nothing I can do and I MUST get the content out. We talk allllll about social media this week. I'm talking weird things guys you've hooked up with do digitally, favorite social medias, what a friend request (ew) in 2019 means, and even get a little emo/walk down memory lane-esque with my *journey* of growing up in the social media era and getting a career (lol) out of it.

Aloha Barely Makin’ It listeners. We are back and we are the definition of Barely Makin’ It. This episode is brought to you by a voice that sounds like a Zyrtec audition and someone in desperate need of some nasal spray. I felt like I had neglected you long enough and even though I have … Continue reading Episode 9: Ghosting Bible Study Groups, Dating App Fails, and Circling the Drain →

Hellloooooo from me, my empty stomach, and bloodstream full of about a 1/2 bottle of red wine and miscellaneous muscle relaxers. This week, we break down my #backpain, entering #frailszn, what I’m giving up for lent (hint: I will likely fail), and finally break down hosting my first bachelorette party – my sister’s none the … Continue reading Episode 8: Bachelorette Bananas →

I take to Barely Makin’ It to talk all things surrounding my funeral. Morbid? Maybe. Interesting and entertaining? Also maybe (that’s really up to y’all). I talk about what I will be wearing, my customized coffin (@ coffin making companies HMU for a #collab), the honey mustard fountain I not only want, but also need, … Continue reading Episode 7: I’m Dead →

My longtime friend, 10 years but who’s counting, Talbetch (twitter and insta: @talbetch) joins us. We talk about our start as queens of the school under florescent lighting and stomping our Sperry Topsider shoes through the concrete halls, reminisce on the BlackBerry BBM days (we’re probs getting BlackBerries soon), chat about how he Barely Made … Continue reading Episode 6: The Talbetch Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For →

Talking all things V-day. What I would be down for, what would make me want to give up on love all together and join a convent (hint: receiving any tacky pandora charm bracelet sh*t), and my obscure celeb couple #goals. Want more BMP (Barely Makin’ It Podcast)? Follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Also, if … Continue reading Episode 5: V-Day Dos and Donts and Obscure Celeb Couple Goals →

Barely Makin’ It heads to the Lone Star State and pops open a mid-level bottle of prosecco for a chat with our dear, college friend HR from Texas. We discuss older men: how to communicate with them, the best types (aka occupations they have), and more. We also touch on the story of how we … Continue reading Episode 4: Haw Yee, Haw Yee →

Tips for Getting Your Life Together from a girl who barely makes it. I talk about the length girls go through to get any services done (oil changes, taxes, etc), does anyone have hobbies? (disclaimer: I do NOT) and finally, the “Benchmark Method.” We all have our own benchmark person – I volunteer as tribute … Continue reading Episode 3: Does Anyone Have Hobbies and What is the Benchmark Method? →

In the first *real* episode of Barely Makin’ It, I discuss the emotional trauma that ensues from my most recent visit to the Apple Store (puke), going on a legit blind date – as in my friend set me up with her friend, i know what you’re thinking is it 1998? -, and finally, the … Continue reading Episode 1: Apple Stores, Blind Dates, and Pen Palling →

Listen to me as I discuss my New Year and New Ways. The first month of the New Year was more of an adult syllabus week for me, which is why I didn’t even Barely Make It through Damp January, i just didn’t make it through Damp January. Drop a subtle flex that I am … Continue reading Episode 2: New Year, New Ways →