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This week on Rique and Chaz:

A truck overturns in Mississippi, releasing monkeys that we're pretty sure are now enjoying early-bird specials at a Cracker Barrel.

Rique reveals he's had a close encounter and that an interstellar comet might just be stopping by for content.

And finally, we award the title of Rattiest City in America

Timestamps0:00 Monkeys Escape Overturned Truck 4:45 3I/ATLAS: Interstellar Visitations 9:22 The Rise of Struggle Meals 14:15 The Rattiest City in the U.S.

This week on Rique and Chaz: We discuss the Louvre heist, where the art may be missing but at least the thieves were well-dressed. Then we dive into Halloween, the loneliest holiday for singles… but it doesn't have to be. Wipe those clown tears, fix your makeup, and go find your Luigi at a bar. Finally, we unpack why Dracula is the most popular costume of the year, why capes deserve a comeback, and how Spirit Halloween remains the one place that rises when all hope (and retail) is lost.

Timestamps 0:52 The Louvre Heist (Fashion Crimes Included) 6:18 The Loneliest Holiday (Halloween for Singles) 11:53 Dracula, Capes & Spirit Halloween

This week on Rique and Chaz:

Arby's has officially abandoned bread. Introducing steak nuggets, a concept that feels both bold and deeply concerning.

We discuss Ocean's 14, which appears to be shaping up as a geriatric heist with more hip replacements than jewels.

Chaz recounts nearly taking out a toddler at mini golf, while Rique survives a full mansplaining session at Skee-Ball.

And finally, we expose the truth behind hotel breakfast apples... decorative at best, digestible at never.

Timestamps 0:52 Steak Nuggets (Arby's Bread Abandonment) 3:44 Ocean's 14 & The Geriatric Heist 10:15 Mini Golf & Skee-Ball Incidents 16:18 Hotel Breakfast & The Fake Apple Crisis

This week on Rique and Chaz, we explore: The mysterious life of Tilly Norwood. Delivery drones, travel neck pillows, drive-thru speakers, and the rotating sushi experience.

It's a podcast about nothing, featuring everything you didn't ask to think about.

This week, we discuss:

The Baywatch reboot that absolutely no one asked for.

Disney customer service, which somehow led to our best Bee Gees impression yet.

The growing epidemic of oversized water bottles and the people who treat hydration like a competitive sport.

And the unspoken rules of movie theater etiquette.

It's Rique and Chaz: a podcast about nothing, now featuring 30% more chaos and 0% ads. Timestamps 0:15 Baywatch Reboot 3:30 Disney Customer Service & Bee Gees Impression 9:44 Oversized Water Bottles 19:33 Movie Theater Etiquette

Season two kicks off with chaos:

• Rique narrowly avoids becoming Peruvian roadkill.

• Chaz declares sand the ultimate heel assassin.

• We question why clowns only entertain themselves (and maybe McDonald's).

• And we imagine a world of Post-its-wielding carrier pigeons.

It's the same podcast about nothing — now with more near-death experiences.

Timestamps 0:03 Intro 0:27 Peru Near-Death Experience 8:04 Sand and Hair Roasts 18:35 Clowns and McDonald's 22:34 Post-Its n Pigeons

This week we rank the Costco Chicken Bake as the Ferrari of snacks, explore Chaz's vision of a Velcro-powered future, and unpack why Rique has officially declared himself not pro-elevator. It's food takes, questionable innovations, and way too much time spent on vertical transportation.

Because somehow this started with Naked Gun.

In this episode, Rique and Chaz break down the new Fantastic Four movie and why the real heroes might have been the turtlenecks. We also take a sharp left into childhood scratch-and-sniff books, wondering if they secretly rewired our adult taste buds.

Rique and Chaz tackle the new Superman movie… but only one of them made it to the end. Rique shares why the "floating kiss" scene was his personal kryptonite and why he's lobbying for romantic trigger warnings in all superhero films.