Episode 30 is HERE and we're getting SPICY about swimsuit season! 🔥
Hannah's craving a beach day but first needs to survive the emotional battlefield that is bathing suit shopping. Steph's old suit has a three-inch gap and she's one aqua fit class away from a nip slip with the local seniors. Welcome to post-surgery swimwear hell, where "testicle legs" are a thing and armpit flab has its own personality.
From Hannah's mom mistaking her bathing suit for a cute dress to Steph's first pair of shorts at age 40 (!), this episode is a masterclass in embracing your post-surgery body while keeping it 100% real. We're talking Amazon shopping strategies, the great arms-vs-legs coverage debate, and why wearing jeans in 38-degree weather makes you look like a walking fashion disaster.
Plot twist: The body you're criticizing right now? It's literally the one you dreamed of having before surgery. So grab that cute swimsuit, ditch the t-shirt-in-the-pool energy, and let's normalize having actual human bodies that jiggle, wiggle, and sometimes look like deflated armpits (we see you, Hannah).
Ready to buy the damn bathing suit and reclaim your summer? We're about to change your whole mindset! 🌊
Warning: Contains explicit discussions of loose skin, body dysmorphia, and the audacity to suggest you deserve to enjoy life in weather-appropriate clothing.
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