Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

By Brad Beideman & Rachel Crowe

What's Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective about?

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

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Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective episodes:

10.09.2023
Neil's Reel
Hey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive! As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised...
11.22.2021
Rated M For Movie
Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the...
11.08.2021
A Hottie in the Cold
Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and...
10.25.2021
Wide Berth for a Water Birth
It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the...
10.11.2021
Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel
https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!
09.27.2021
Stormhaver
This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast,...
09.13.2021
Look! It's The Future!
The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius...
08.30.2021
One Man's Trash is Another Man
Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore,...
08.16.2021
Season Two Trailer
Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No??? Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!! https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd
08.05.2020
If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now
With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about. Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe...
06.18.2020
A Statement from Barjory Buffet
Barjory makes her stance on the police really very clear. Postcards to print and send to your representative/city council member about the stupidly disproportionate police budget: https://imgur.com/a/aSdZoG9 CW: Mentions of murder, police violence, sexual abuse by police
04.27.2020
The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin
Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman...
01.24.2020
Caricature Assassination
Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in...
10.12.2019
All the World's a Lot: LIVE!
Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??...
08.28.2019
The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me
Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season! Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise...
06.21.2019
Blood is Grosser Than Water
When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe...
04.06.2019
Dunk or Drown
Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe...
02.15.2019
My Bidet or the Highway
Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up! Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet John Lemelman...
02.01.2019
Eat the Hand That Feeds You
Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Allie Wittner as: Frittata...
12.01.2018
Probable Claus
Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery! Edited...
10.31.2018
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is
Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil! Written by Brad...
09.02.2018
SP-Death!!
Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!! Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman ...
08.26.2018
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08.26.2018
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What's Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective episodes:

Neil's Reel

Rated M For Movie

A Hottie in the Cold

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

Stormhaver

Look! It's The Future!

One Man's Trash is Another Man

Season Two Trailer

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now

A Statement from Barjory Buffet

The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin

Caricature Assassination

All the World's a Lot: LIVE!

The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me

Blood is Grosser Than Water

Dunk or Drown

My Bidet or the Highway

Eat the Hand That Feeds You

Probable Claus

Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is

SP-Death!!

Trailer

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