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Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium 

Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark

Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish

Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator/Peg

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Shaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)