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As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:

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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
Kelsey Buckley as: Fally Jimmels, Bob Eubanks, Joe Sabia, DJ Neetfreek
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist, Sean Evans

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Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.

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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore

Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox

Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto

Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer

Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg

Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper

Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope

Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

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Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!
 
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Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Vera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia Stone

Pablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. Dolphay

Mark Gallagher as: Skapper

Branson Knowles as: Fred Christ

Kelsey Buckley as: Wendily

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

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It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
 
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Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful

Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro

Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate

Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid

Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff

Katie Bowman as: Blondebob

Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca

Jake Hess as: Drent Dickridge

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

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What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

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This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! 

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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Yesi Rego as: Lizzlie Drizzle

Kevin McCarthy as: Cycloney Tony

Nako Narter as: Blanche Avalanche

Branson Knowles as: Anchor

Julia Lebow as: Game Show Contestant

Kelsey Buckley as: Game Show Announcer

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

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The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil.
 
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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Pierce Campion as: Seth LePod

Kyle McCormick as: Marv Morrow

Danielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra Phibious

Kevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, Beefcake

Julia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda Sandoller

Nako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee Crabagail

Kelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny Fishgerald

Yesi Rego as: Hologram

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

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Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!! 

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium

Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess

Greg Goodness as: The Satin Seagull

Eli Lutsky as: King Al Gore

Melissa Strype as: Marjomin Buffet

Joey Pleasants as: Benjory Buffet

Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg

Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach

Nako Narter as: Lenny

Kelsey Buckley as: Benny

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator 

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Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???

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With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Neighbor

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