Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

By Brad Beideman & Rachel Crowe

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

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The podcast currently has 24 episodes available.

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective episodes:

June 18, 2020 A Statement from Barjory Buffet
Barjory makes her stance on the police really very clear.Postcards to print and send to your representative/city council member about the stupidly disproportionate police budget:https://imgur.com/a/aSdZoG9CW: Mentions of murder, police violence, sexual abuse by police
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8min
April 27, 2020 The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin
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Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman Speaking
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
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29min
January 24, 2020 Caricature Assassination
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Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
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21min
October 12, 2019 All the World's a Lot: LIVE!
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Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Magi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background Voices
Kevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background Voices
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg, Background Voices
AND, vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards if you want!
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We’re nominated for Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Audio Play Production, Writing for an Audio Play Production, and Action Sound Design in a Production.
To vote, get a laptop, find us (control-F it maybe), and drag us to the right with whoever else you wanna vote for! It’s that simple! Medium simple!
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22min
August 28, 2019 The Enemy of My Enemy Is Me
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Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise Detective
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess
Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Piggy Podiatrist, Narrator, Nikki McNarkols
Jordan Wold as: Dr. Niles Greg
Melissa Strype: Margamin
Joey Pleasants as: Benjory
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
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34min
June 21, 2019 Blood is Grosser Than Water
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When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Eli Lutsky as: Prince Geraldo
Will Stryker as: Prince Nedwaldo
Kaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth
John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
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15min
April 06, 2019 Dunk or Drown
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Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark
Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish
Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator/Peg
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Shaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)
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31min
February 15, 2019 My Bidet or the Highway
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Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger
Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy
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24min
February 01, 2019 Eat the Hand That Feeds You
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Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Allie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan
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10min
December 01, 2018 Probable Claus
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Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Pablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector Santa

Will Stryker as: Mean Santa

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
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11min

FAQs about Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective:

How many episodes does Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective have?

The podcast currently has 24 episodes available.