Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!

Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe  Brad Beideman as: Neil Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy

My Bidet or the Highway

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

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As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:

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Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
Kelsey Buckley as: Fally Jimmels, Bob Eubanks, Joe Sabia, DJ Neetfreek 
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist, Sean Evans

Neil's Reel

Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears. (And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd)

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Rated M For Movie

Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!
 
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Vera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia Stone Pablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. Dolphay Mark Gallagher as: Skapper Branson Knowles as: Fred Christ Kelsey Buckley as: Wendily Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

A Hottie in the Cold

It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
 
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd) Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman Edited by Brad Beideman Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff Katie Bowman as: Blondebob Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca Jake Hess as: Drent Dickridge Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

Wide Berth for a Water Birth

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My Bidet or the Highway

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