With Chad finally out of the picture Brandon and Susan are free to.... well, to do what they want. But will this be a storybook ending? Will they ride off into the sunset? Will their parents have something to say about all of it? Listen and find out!

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 After deciding that he has made a huge mistake Brandon goes to try to tell Susan how he really feels and see if she feels the same. Will she? Won't She? Will Chad interfere? Listen and find out.

After breaking Susan out of her house and deciding to have a nice night together, Brandon runs in to a unsettling amd unwanted guest who throws a wrench into his budding relationship. Will it be a mountain too talk for Brandon to climb?

Brandon hatches a plan to break Susan out of her house without Chad noticing. When it inevitably fails Susan has to think on her feet and come up with a new plan. Will hers fail equally as bad or will they make it out safely?

Greg & Kyle set up a secret webcam to watch in on Brandon & Susan to make sure things go....well. But, unfortunately this is Brandon we're talking about so....

Susan meets up with Brandon and the guys at Nippy's but, when her and Brandon leave to go somewhere more quiet..... Kyle & Greg hatch a plan to figure out what exactly they're up to. Susan, encounters Brandons dad for the first time.

Brandon coming off of his first date with Susan is... Elated! Greg and Kyle on the other hand aren't feeling so great about the situation and, Susan? Well she's got a whole other set of problems.

Brandon takes Susan on a "nice" and "romantic" nature walk. How's this going to go? It's Brandon so....probably bad, right? RIGHT!?

Getting excited for his date with Susan, Brandon decides to try and go from shrimp to blimp.... the results are less than desirable. But, after a failed excursion the date actually does begin.

With Brandon still reeling from faultering at Charlotte Mercer's funeral, Kyle and Greg hatch a sure fire plan to pull him out of his slump. The Question is, will it work? Will it backfire? Yeah... it probably will....

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