Listener, have you ever bought something you regretted? Scrooge McDuck has: a one-trillion dollar auction purchase of an orb of Bombastium, a rare and mysterious element. Unfortunately, the sphere must be kept frozen, thus the ducks end up traveling to the mountains of Antarctica, pursued by a representative from the U.S.S.R-inspired country of Brutopia, whose happy people possess all of five kitchen sinks. Join us as we discuss this story's geopolitical issues, unusual censorship, inspired slapstick, and facts about penguins!