We are trying to get the ball rolling with our Dawgs football, but it just hasn't happened yet. What comes to mind when you think of something that makes you instantly mad? And we take Avery on yet another geography lesson.

After driving in countless circles, I now know the Tampa airport like the back of my hand. If you're not a fan now, don't come knocking when the Dawgs of Bennington get it figured out. And what are some things you think you should have memorized? Besides the Star Spangled Banner obviously.

Avery's finger is barely hanging on. We talk about on-field accomplishments, or lack of, during our high school years. And what is the big deal with express lanes?

Death, taxes, and car problems. You gotta love em. The best time of the year is finally here. And that has to be the worst possible time for a full phone conversation, right?

Needless to say, the Taco Bell workers are not here to work hard -- but can you blame them? Avery finally tried the best snack in the history of snacks, and it lived up to the hype. And how do these kids play football in 100 degree weather?

It's been ONE YEAR!!! woohoo yee haw. We have been talking nonsense for our entire lives, but have recorded and uploaded it for a whole year now -- can't believe anyone still listens. But we love you all for it. Buckle up for another fun episode.

We contemplate and rank the most annoying bugs in the world. Mijain Lopez is the most dominant athlete of the last century. And who has ever been to Waffle House?

You ever accidentally sat on a birthday cookie cake? Yeah, me either. The summer olympics are in full swing, which means lots of different, exhilarating sports to watch. And what's better than going to a magic show?

Happy birthday the man himself, Mr. Avery Kidd. Avery talks birthday weekend, and having the most elite waitress in the the lower 48. The craziest cat people start a fight at Swampy's. And what is the correct order of top 10 fast food stops?

Politics aside, neither of us knew Joe Biden's middle name... poor guy. Avery practically predicts the future of the Royals in real time. Is splurging on a brand new gaming console just for one game worth it? And who are these crazy cat people?