Bartools Podcast

Today we play "WORST FIRSTS" Aka we all put ideas in a hat, and then we have to pull a topic and tell a story about the worst first, date, kink, vacation, or whatever it is!

And we promise the first 10 minutes will make sure that you never look at poor max the same EVER again.

Today, you good boys and girls, we talk about THE WORST INJURIES WE HAVE EVER CAUSED OURSELVES.

Gary and gravity don't mix, Frasier screwed himself, Max lost a toe nail, Cody and that tree don't get along, Thomas is being Thomas, and Trevor... Decided to go dirt biking, and obliterate his knee. MY LEG!

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Today we have on our friend Strip Club Steve! He's been a bouncer at clubs in New Jersey, Florida, and Now Seattle! Frasier met him on one fateful night, and you'll hear the story devolve from there! Come check out some of the crazy stories he has from his extensive career!

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Today we sit down and talk (joke) about Thanksgiving! From food, to fights, to football! Come grab a beer and a slice of pie and join the fun!

Today, ladies and gentlemen, we had a challenge: Find the most fucked up stories on the internet, and try to get each other to tap out. And let's just say Gary won. Oh he won. We're never gonna look at lobster the same way again. If you wanna know why take a listen!

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Today we have on our good friend BLAKE who has done almost every job in the book. But today we specifically interview him about his current job which is SEPTIC TANK CLEANER! Oh yeah... It's a shituation!

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So we started with a topic idea, and Frasier tried to keep us focused on it, but that didn't happen! So enjoy listening to us go completely off the rails!

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Today we sit around, have a few Elysian pumpkin ales, and tell all our favorite Halloween stories! From our favorite costumes, scaring our siblings, and if we think ghosts (or aliens) are real

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Tonight we start with a good ranting from Gary involving a certain Ford dealership, and then we ALL get into it, because we are once again ranting out our customers, and more importantly saying "What Can the customer do to make our lives/jobs easier?"

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Today's topic.. HORRIBLE BOSSES! Cody talks about his Karen, Gary and Frasier complain about the same guy from the grocery store, Thomas has a district manager that actually can take a joke, Trevor almost kills his boss, and Max has a Major Burns on duty (Reference M*A*S*H*)

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