BarTop BullShit

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- welcome back! We've got all of us here this week.
 Have you ever had Kona Big Wave?
 Could you (as you are right now) put on football pads, be put on an NFL team, and make at least one yard as a running back?
 What professional sport do you think you could do *something* in?
 With a 95 mile-an-hour fastball, how many pitches do you think it would take for you to hit one?
 Could you return a professional tennis serve?
 What do you think the easiest sport to go professional in is?
 What is your urinal and stall etiquette?
 Do you think a street fighter could compete against a mixed martial artist? We think Jon's ego is too big...
 Who's most likely to masturbate in the bathroom at work?
 If Jon decided to rob a bank, who would be the last person he would pick to help?
 In their lifetime, who has sent OR received the most dick pics?
 (1:32:50) NSFW warning.. If we swapped dick pics and sent them to our significant others, would they notice that it wasn't our dick?
 (1:42:55) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Dayne's gone, are you surprised that we kicked him off?! We start by catching up with each other from last week... be prepared to get offended
 Would you have a raccoon as a pet?
 If you could have any pet (and you knew it would behave), what pet would you have?
 How old is the oldest human?
 We think owning a cabin on the river would be dope- who would join?
 Morgan wants to do a fishing tournament- how well do you think he'll do?!
 Have you heard of what's going on with The Sound of Freedom? You'll love this part of the podcast!
 (1:21:35) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. 
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're all back this week!
 (7:16) Can you imagine eating 10 pounds of food in one sitting?
 What's your most gluttonous moment of eating?
 If you could ride any mythical creature for your mode of transportation, what would you ride?
 Did you carry your wife across the threshold when you got married?
 (36:40) The Voting Game:
 Who has left their number for the waiting staff at a restaurant?
 Who lost their virginity at the youngest age?
 Who's had a night out ending in the hospital?
 Who has parents that know the least about their current lifestyle?
 (47:49) What superpower would you choose to have (it can't be for combat- think use for your every day life)
 (55:15) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's back... we catch up with each other as always!
 (3:36) Who would win in a Battle Royale between comedians?
 Have you ever heard of Anal Bead Tug of War? You better get going on those Kegels!
 (23:11) Dayne's Got a Question.. well, two of them
 What are the Top 10 hardest jobs in the world?
 What are the Top 10 easiest jobs in the world?
Did you know that you could get a DUI on a motorized wheel chair? What kinda dick head cop would do this?!
 (51:52) Bad People time:
 If we were all characters in a horror movie, who would get killed first?
 Who's the most likely to masturbate before a massage so they don't get hard during the massage?
 Who looks like they could suck the best dick?
 Who would be the first person to try virtual reality sex?
 If we were all in a contest, who would last the longest without masturbating and/or cumming?
 If you had to send one person to jail for a year, who would you choose?
 (1:06:05) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about Orville Wright?
 (1:11:18) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's gone but Kacey's here.. which is really convenient because she can give us her perspective on her car being stolen :P
 We pretty much spend this week talking about our guys' trip to KCMO for a bachelor party.. you're in for a ride!
 Do you brush your teeth in the morning, at night, or both?
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we kicked Jon off for once! 
 We start this week by catching up with each other along with some normal BullShit :P
 (32:59) We try a new segment- Random Amazon Reviews
 (39:47) NBA finger to dick ratio... we can't be the only ones who have thought about this!
 We also did the mathematics to figure out how big Shaq's dick is- are you interested? 
 Have you seen this video about a deer?
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- this week, we've got a first time guest- Jadyn!!
 Jon and Jadyn tell us a drunk story- do you expect anything more??
 We talk about food- surprising, right?
 (15:47) Jon's MID EPISODE Joke of the Day!
 (23:39) We talk about paranormal movies, paranormal experiences, and entities- are you here for it?!
 (49:04) Jadyn scars the delivery person
 Do you know the *real* story of the conjuring?
 (1:00:02) Jon's second Mid Episode Joke of the Day!
 What movie do you quote constantly? What do you think the most famous movie quotes of all time are?
 (1:07:11) Bad People time!
 Who would legally change their name to Dick Breath for the least amount of money?
 Most likely to put peanut butter on their genitals to receive oral sex from their pet?
 We do some more smelling salts :P
 (1:21:31) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
 Jadyn comes with a solid fact- did you know this about art and The Olympics??
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we start by catching up with each other. Enjoy the BullShit ;)
 (33:39) Bad People time!
 Who's the most likely to take part in a bukkake?
 Who would eat a shit sandwich to meet their role model?
 If we all had 24 hours to live, who's most likely to kill someone?
 Do you ever secretly get joy from someone not succeeding?
 We try to guess the top 10 liquors in Iowa and the US
 We try to guess the top 10 clothing brands in the US
 Last one- we try to guess the top 10 ice creams in the US
 (1:08:20) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- We've got a special guest back this week- Kacey! 
 (11:54) If you had the power to stop time, what increment of time would you choose? 
Enjoy the immense amount of BullShit :P
 (42:04) Dayne came up with a new segment- guess the Top 5. 
 We do a couple impromptu runs, and we enjoyed it- how'd you do on the guessing??
 (1:04:29) It's time for Bad People
 Who's the most likely to completely their life on their death bed?
 Who's the most likely to get married and not know their partners true sexual orientation?
 In their lifetime, who has swallowed the most cum?
 (1:20:25) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- you better stick around for the last 30 minutes of the episode, it's the funniest we've been in a while!
 We start by making fun of each other, talking  sports, and how we'd fare in some competitions- what's new?! 
 There's a LOT of BullShit this week- we hope you buckled your seatbelt!
 (1:21:15) Bad People card time..
 If we were all drug dealers, who would get high off their own supply?
 Who's the most likely to be turned on by hentai?
 Who's the most likely to follow their significant other if they suspect them of cheating?
 Who's the most likely to want a finger in their asshole when they're about to cum?
 (1:34:51) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! 
 Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. 
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 With that Barflies, there's one last thing: 
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