Happy birthday Grace! This week, Andrea is determined to make a (somewhat musical) episode even though Grace hates the Happy Birthday song. We dive into our Spotify Wrapped (in for Grace, out for Andrea), the uncontrollable urge for a man who years (out for Grace, in for Andrea) and both agree that it's great to be the young age of [redacted for a bit of mystery]. Featuring: a special birthday speed round!

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger⁠

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! It's a very special Thanksgiving (well, also Wicked) themed episode. Andrea and Grace reveal what they're thankful for (hint: Grace's involves stairs), discuss their favorite Thanksgiving foods, and geek out about Wicked for an amount of time that won't make non-fans turn the episode off. They have some notes about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and discover yet another invisible string proving that their friendship is meant to be (it's a Barbie ornament).

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger⁠

This week on the pod, we discuss the highs and lows of karaoke, whether or not we should have daylight saving time, Grace's disdain for baths (lately), and if dogs belong in clothing (costumes are a whole other thing). Andrea gets judged by a Nespresso employee (and loves it), and Grace reveals that the FFA (Future Farmers of America, of course) has always been in for her!

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger

Don't you wanna dance (DANCE!) with us, baby? Andrea and Grace have a surprisingly bathroom-centric list of ins and outs this week. Grace recounts a traumatizing trip to Medieval Times, Andrea googles "Marie Antoinette WHEN" and it's a whole thing, and they both wonder if we should just be eating M&Ms instead of trail mix.

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger

We're back and answering a question Descartes (who is not a modern man, in case you were wondering) himself was too scared to ask: What time is morning? And for that matter, what time is night? Andrea and Grace discuss childhood blankies, the audacity of brands to charge $100 for a polyblend vest, and finally give everyone their opinions on PSLs (we know you were waiting). We'd say more but we have to go watch ourselves cry in the mirror (our eyes have never looked more blue)!

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger

Andrea & Grace issue a once-in-a-lifetime correction about dog movies (and are not happy about it) (don’t expect Andrea to do that ever again, she hated it). Andrea expresses a deep, abiding love for little pranks (even though she almost scared her own sister into using pepper spray on her on the street). Grace attempts to describe her signature scent (even though she can’t remember any names of scents). And while cheese graters & bakuchiol (aka BA-COOCHIE-ALL) are out, there’s nothing more IN, however, than the feeling of hearing actors say the title of the movie they’re currently in. 

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger

This week, Grace decides tankinis are out, Andrea wants celebrities to do their own crisis PR and begs every woman she knows to get a crisis haircut (so she can support them). They also ask the question on everyone's mind right now: When was the last dog movie?!?! Oh! And *Grace loves you, Grace's mom!

*Andrea writes these descriptions

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠⁠@a_wurzburger

Grace & Andrea talk purple mountains majesty (in) and fruity plains (very in, slay), which American Girl they are, and the magic of a little town we like to call…Atlanta, Georgia? Grace also admits she uses a Stanley Cup & Andrea admits she wishes she were brave enough to become a squatter.

Grace Ryan: ⁠⁠@formerdisgrace⁠⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠⁠@a_wurzburger

Grace gives herself frostbite and discovers the wonders of hydrocolloid bandages. Andrea loves when celebrities over-saturate themselves but hates the act of sitting on a roof. They both decide Wordle is out (sorry!).

Grace Ryan: ⁠@formerdisgrace⁠

Andrea Wurzburger: ⁠@a_wurzburger

Andrea Wurzburger FINALLY gives into Grace Ryan's begging (or does she?) and becomes her co-host! We talk wisdom teeth (OUT for Andrea, literally), Grace's love for learning to grill (but not necessarily grilling), and how we'd wear our Survivor buffs. By the way, the quote Andrea was thinking of was, "You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman." You're welcome.

Grace: @formerdisgrace

Andrea: @a_wurzburger