Basement Blather

HELLO, right off the bat we have a few technical difficulties. Its not Dan's fault so go fuck yourself. Also just try ignore Jeremy breathing into the mic. Also also Jen is guest hosting for Jimmy but you can't really hear her until the second half. We start off the episode by talking about a dick towel for your tits. Dan is convinced one of the models they used for their photoshoot is a man. Next we talk about an unbelievable trump tattoo. Its so unbelievable you would'nt believe it. After that we talk about the viral sensation of sploshing. In the second half Jeremy forgets to turn his mic on. This is a shit show and I don't know why you listen. We attempt to talk about a recreation of an old beer and then get into everyones favorite segment, Basement Blabs!

Hello kind listeners! We start off this episode talking about Jimmy's tattoos. We try not to talk about politics, but it just so happens the presidential elections are happening while we are recording this episode. We continue on to a kooky Kriminals, and an interesting invention that involves a dental retainer that increases sexual intercourse. Also Jimmy shits his pants, Jimmy has his words of the week, and we have StoryTime with Jeremy. After the break we dive right into basement blabs where we predict that the other person wins the presidency. Jeremy also has one more story to end the podcast.

First and foremost we need to warn our listeners this is a very dick heavy episode. Also, it is very graphic. So put the kids away. Hopefully they have not heard any episodes thus far. In the first half we give nicknames to the ceramic dicks from last episode, Jimmy talks his promotion, a special couple of storytimes where we find out Jimmies darkest fear on this planet, and a Kooky Kriminals. After the break and Jimmy reassuring himself his unit is intact he gives us a shout out, we do another exiting installment of Basement Blabs, and we got some fan mail. Enjoy all the pudding popsicles!

The boys sit down to talk for another installment of Basement Blather. We bring back "Awkward Inquisitions". Jeremy's Comparisons. Jeremy ruins Dan's dreams of having a beetle for a day. A new segment called "Nature Is Beautiful". Then the last twenty minutes is Jeremy being vague about some shitty movie, and Jimmy trying to make this thing longer. Enjoy!

This one really goes off the rails and we apologize for nothing! Jimmy attempts to correct his shout-out from last week, we have another installment of awkward inquisitions, and we dive deep into the sexual conduct of arachnids, plus a little bit more.

The boys reunite for another epic session of pointless discussion about things that no one wants to listen to. We talk about old fashions v blowies, has jimmy ever dyed his pubes, and the age old question, Hitler V vacation. Whatever that means.

Here is where it all begins. This is the episode that we bring in our new co-host Jimmy. We are now a three man operation and are better for it. We really jump all over the place as far as topics go but its hilarious and worth a listen. If anything, this episode is a sign of good things to come.

This is a very special installment of Basement Blather. Dans wife Allie joins him on the podcast and they talk about their relationship, books, and a little bit about the drumpf. Ignore all belittling statements about Dans sexual prowess.