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Sal wanders the remnants of a hopeful world, taking in all of the misery and depression that has taken the place of a joyous future ideal. Lovely isn't it?

Machine gun fire! Is it a trap? No, merely a ruse... one perpetrated by the most devilish of masterminds... the one... the only... the people's champion... THE JOKER! Time for a little business meeting...

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THIS EPISODE WILL NOT FEATURE JON. THERE MAY JUST BE AN ADDITIONAL LITTLE SURPRISE, HOWEVER...

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Today's guest:

To celebrate the arrival (and return!) of our most beloved Mistah J there could be only one guest investigator. Nobody else on this Earth could possibly be more perfect for this joyous and deadly occasion - joining the Bat Minute team as something of a guest co-host is director, writer, editor, dreamweaver, plus actor... the People's Joker herself - it's Vera Drew!

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A quick introductory message from our Jon...

Bruce finishes dressing himself. He's a big boy now!

This moment is treated with the utmost of respect, however. After all, it's the grand entrance of The Bat himself!

We also head to the Go Ham Wor Fair or whatever the hell it is. The promise of the future never came to pass, the future is in shambles... and Sal is gonna wheeze his way through.

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Today's guest:

It's none other than Brady Crane! Brady may not collect spores, moulds and fungus, but he's still a scientist, baby - a doctor of Movie Deconstruction! He's even willing to cross the streams to sort this Phantasm out once and for all!

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Bruce returns from Beneath the Planet of the Apes and swiftly spies a suspicious Alfred. He's holding something. Something precious. Andrea... has returned the ring. The engagement is off and she's fled the country! Jeez...

Bruce is broken. He stuffs it all deep within and seemingly decides to never deal with this ever again. Move on. Keep on going.

Some more time travel sees us back in the present as The Bat gets in gear once more. Hand him that damn cowl!

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Today's guests:

Gliding back into action is the Cabin Queen herself, the Ace of Snakes - it's Molly Bailen!

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Back for one last crack is the king of mimes, rocking all the way from Stonehenge, it's Sean German! Sean has only one thing to say - "lick my love pump!".

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Come, stay in my loft.

Reflections

Swarmed! By bats! It turns out this wasn't them celebrating the wonderful engagement, oh no... apparently it's foreboding or something! WHO KNEW? Anyway, we’ll have no bat talk on THIS show!

This part of the flashback ends and we cut to Bruce and Andrea in a car at night. They’re heading to see her dad but he’s currently got company... and not of the romantic kind! More the... sinister sort. AND WHO FLICKS A CIGARETTE? REALLY?!?!?

Oh yeah, Batcave Origins too. Whatever.

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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Returning to the investigation is Molly Bailen! Our Sister Snake has managed to Escape from New York once more to bring you only the best in detective technique!

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Also returning to the case is Sean German! He mustn't keep his audience waiting... but did he just refer to himself as "the talent"? Who are we to argue? Sean is one of the top sleuths in the biz, baby!

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Bruce and Andrea are enjoying a lovely, relaxing, romantic holiday... at Bruce's place. Oh yeah. I forget that the man lives on such a giant estate. It's practically a holiday every time he moves around the grounds!

Andrea is going to Europe. It's the end. Bruce tries to talk her out of going along with her dad. He has something else in mind - the I WORD! INGAGEMENT! AND SHE ACCEPTS! Love is in the air. Oh and bats too - thousands of celebratory bats. Wonderful news.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Joining the investigation via glider, taking time out from her daring Escape(s) from both cities and woods, is none other than Molly 'Plissken' Bailen!

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Back once more, as if stuck in a time loop, is the mime master and Bat Veteran himself - it's Sean German!

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You are the wildest, most beautiful thing I've ever seen. No one deserves you, but at least I know our children will be beautiful.

Bruce now sees that Buzz, Chuckie AND Sal are in on these fronts together. The Bat is planning to pay the gangster a little visit to get to the bottom of all of this... and then head to Andrea's for a little lovin' it seems!

Cut to later on and The Bat is stalking one Mr Valestra. Well, stealing his stuff at least. Smooth. Not sure that'd hold up in court though, dude.

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guest:

Concluding her beat this week is the master of mythology, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill! Dael is bringing all her Geek & Sundry to crack this case wide open!

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