Bat Minute

Sal is angry - why is The Bat doing this? Why is he killing off gangsters? He’s never done it before. It's almost like... IT'S NOT HIM AT ALL! SHOCK! GASP! Anyway, Sal is too old for this ****.

After he denounces the freak job Arthur then practically turns his back on the guy. Some friend, huh?

Back at the Bat Cave, Bruce is working out how to foil the grand scheme while Alfred cleans some foils of his own...

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guest:

Returning to crack this case once again like only she can is the magnificent mythology maestro, the Monarch, Dael Kingsmill!

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A one house celebration?

Our Bruce is gently weeping. Graveside, wet from both tears and rain. Sopping one could say. BUT CRY NO LONGER! Andrea is here, sent by the ghosts of your dead parents to keep you happy. You'd both better be happy FOREVER AND EVER otherwise the spirits will be most upset...

Going another layer deep in our Inception-like flashbacks, we then see Batman perched like one of his favourite grotesques, watching Andrea, once more in the rain.

Arthur nearly has a head-on collision with a car because he doesn't know how to walk like a normal human being. The driver wants to know one thing - is it true? Is The Batman REALLY hitting our people?

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guest:

Joining the investigation this week is our resident Bat Minute Hall of Famer - it's none other than the marvellous mythology maestro, Dael Kingsmill! You know her, you love her, she's back for more!

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Something creepy this way comes...

Bruce rejects the phone call from Andrea. He's choosing his path in life, right here, right now... it's Batman all the way.

We should all feel for Alfred. He’s standing there with Andrea on hold… he’s desperately trying to come up with something, come up with ANYTHING he can say to her. Not cool to put him in this position man. Not cool.

We then head to a stormy night at the graveyard. Bruce has gone there to speak to his dead parents. BEG his dead parents - he needs to be released from this burden.

“A wet rivulet running down one cheek. The rain? Or is he letting himself feel?”

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guest:

Back to tackle this crime one more time is our very own superSTAR - it's director and producer Chelsea Stardust! No amount of Satanic Panic can keep Chelsea from cracking this case.

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Bruce has been badly beaten and the box is about to be nabbed! He held his own pretty well though, bravo, bravo. The sweater is ripped though - disgraceful.

After this chaos our boy heads back to the mansion for some light doodling. This pic is all about the big scary costume he wants. Raaaaar.

Andrea is on the phone. This is the moment of decision - Bruce needs to choose his destiny right here, right now...

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guest:

Here to crack the case is another first-time super sleuth. Today our dynamic duo are joined by none other than director and producer Chelsea Stardust! Chelsea is here to fix all that we destroy.

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TETSUO!

We’re back as Bruce tackles the motorcycle gang… but not the one from our other show. No, don't get confused here, listeners.

Holy crap - he literally just throws this guy over the bridge and into the water. Bruce is seeing red!

We've got ourselves a good old fashioned slobberknocker! It's a pier six brawl!

From Bruiser Brody to Akira, Chris Jericho and Sting, this minute has it all, Bat Mites!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guest:

Joining our team for a first-time investigation is Neo-Tokyo's finest who is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E. He may be hazardous material to some, but to us he's a trump card for sure - it's Jack Stovold of Akira Minute!

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Valestra lights up a fatty. A STOLEN FATTY! That's just not on. Down with this sort of thing.

Andrea and Bruce take their business outside - they know when they're not wanted. I mean, Bruce does have baggy, loose, skin it seems.

While taking a stroll the pair suddenly stumble upon… CRIME! Motorbikes circling some poor schmuck. Time to bring some justice to these streets...

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Returning for one last crack at this case is Weird Al's favourite burlesque star (probably) and Speakeasily's Queen of the '80s - it's Audra Wolfmann!

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Backing her up once again is a man who is here to make sure that in the miserable annals of the Earth, this film will be duly enshrined - it's Brett Stillo!

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Arthur does this little awkward cough. Feeling like a... fourth wheel, dude? Oh well, he's outta here anyway. Beat it, creep! I suppose I should be calling him a "Young Turk", however.

"All the money in the world means little if you don’t have loved ones to share it with”. Ouch, Bruce feels that HARD.

Gangsters barge in and do gangster shizz, such as stealing cigars named after tigers. Real gangster stuff.

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Back on the case is she who speaks easily - it's the legendary Audra Wolfmann, AKA Odessa Lil!

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Speakeasily - Website - Facebook - Podcast

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and

Rounding out the team once more is none other than Brett Stillo! BANZAI!

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