Bat Minute

Full of woe...

Andrea finishes owning Bruce by revealing her defence class for girls training. Now, to sensible, enlightened, people this is nothing to be ashamed of... but Bruce ain't quite right. Celebrate womanhood, man.

Instead of that, Bruce goes full Cobra Kai and sweeps the leg! To these degenerates it's all foreplay, however... and Alfred just can't handle it!

Throw in Ms Bambi dancing on the piano and you're in for quite a minute, Bat Mites!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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Today's guest:

Joining the investigation this week is Bat Minute veteran, chief film cricket for The Independent and OUR Supreme - it's Clarisse Loughrey!

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The cops arrest the last crook standing as Bruce skulks away to safety once more. Job done. His plan is working. Maybe not the whole becoming a Bat part, but certainly the stopping crime element.

The next day the papers are wild with stories and rumours, but our hero is busy... WITH JIU JITSU! Take that, Andrea! Oh yeah, she's here too now. Anyway, jiu jistu is no joke, it takes years to master.

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Returning to duty once more is our Xeno-killer themselves - all the way from LV-223, it's Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'!

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and

Joining her and here to serve the public trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law once more is her Robocop Minute co-host, Simon Haynes! Listen quietly, or there will be trouble!

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The police have been flip-flip-flipped! Bruce is the only one who can stop this guy from stealing… something. Whatever it is! YOU GO, BRUCIE! Don't forget your hammer.

The cops arrive on the scene so Bruce flees. His job is done - the guy will be arrested and the crime has been averted. Kind of. I mean, half of the stuff was lost or destroyed, but whatever. Close enough.

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Back on the case once again is the Engineer of audio Paradise, Courtney Coulson of 'Alien Prequels by Minute'!

Courtney Coulson

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and

Teaming up with her once more due to his Prime Directive is her Robocop Minute co-host, Simon Haynes! You'd buy this for a dollar, right?

Simon Haynes

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Fandom Crossing - Facebook - YouTube
 
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Bruce's pursuit is hot and heavy as this remaining crook chaotically careens away! The cops might even think that HE is the criminal - careful now!

That possibility is put to bed as the nasty so-and-so decides to absolutely annihilate their car and, presumably, bodies. That's gotta hurt!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Returning to the case is our Promethean prophet, Courtney Coulson!

Courtney Coulson

Travian Designs - Website - Patreon

Alien Prequels by Minute - Website - Facebook

and

Joining her and here to serve the public trust, protect the innocent and uphold the law is her Robocop Minute co-host, Simon Haynes!

Simon Haynes

60 Seconds to Comply - Website - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram

Fandom Crossing - Facebook - YouTube
 
Painting With Night - Website - Facebook

Bruce yanks that makeshift mask into place and he's finally ready to rock and roll. The Batman is here! Kind of...

Time to blow this pop stand!

The baddies don't take any of this too seriously, it must be said. Our boy ain't deterred though - he just chokes these suckers out, Roddy Piper style!

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Ever wanted to hear someone else? Now you can! Our investigation is joined by none other than Austin Prior! Austin is here to teach you to be all that somebody else can be. Just don't call him Lotte.

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and

Completing our Irish Connection is our very own Superman. Take THAT Dick Tracey - it's Rob O'Connor!

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Tell me about Mel Gibson's...

Smug little **** Bruce Wayne approaches Andrea as she’s getting ready to leave the graveyard. She knows who Brucie boy is but that don't impress her much!

Deciding to move on with his other, less sensual, plans for the evening, Master Wayne heads off into the night to test out this whole Batman thing. There’s a counterfeit jeans ring operating right out of my clothier’s?!?!?

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Ever wanted to hear someone else? Now you can! Our investigation is joined by none other than Austin Prior! Austin is here to teach you to be all that somebody else can be. Just don't call him Lotte.

Malkovich Malkovich Minute Minute - Website - Twitter - Facebook

and

Completing our Irish Connection is our very own Superman. Take THAT Dick Tracey - it's Rob O'Connor!

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All Star Superfan Podcast - Website - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram

Dick Tracy Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram

Bruce decides to leave before he looks any more stupid. Good call.

Meanwhile, Andrea continues to talk to her dead mother and is like OMG, THAT WAS BRUCE WAYNE. HE IS LIKE SO TOTALLY AWESOME.

What happens is a confounding conversation between the living and the dead. Confounding to one host at least...

What isn't so perplexing is the desire to get down and dirty right in the damn graveyard!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Ever wanted to hear someone else? Now you can! Our investigation is joined by none other than Austin Prior! Austin is here to teach you to be all that somebody else can be. Just don't call him Lotte.

Malkovich Malkovich Minute Minute - Website - Twitter - Facebook

and

Completing our Irish Connection is our very own Superman. Take THAT Dick Tracey - it's Rob O'Connor!

Twitter

All Star Superfan Podcast - Website - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram

Dick Tracy Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter - Instagram

Bruce “hmmphs” at our dear Councilman and he walks away. He’s had enough of this nonsense. Phew - free at last.

Still, Master Wayne hasn't retreated to have some fun... oh no... instead he's decided to go and sulk in the spare room and think about THE MURDER OF HIS PARENTS. There is one bright spark, however, as he also remembers meeting a certain Andrea Beaumont for the first time. A creepy cemetery hook-up, but it'll do.

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Today's guests:

Having one last crack at the case and to speak freaky deaky Dutch is Johnie Powers!

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and

'The Comic King' Travis Bow!

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