Bat Minute

Research shows that voters like fingers! But do they like twisted, vile, perverts? It seems so. There ain't no cleanin' up this image!

Our Pengie then bites off precisely the right amount that he can chew - of human flesh! EAT THAT!

Joining our team as Special Guest Investigator is an actress who is beyond Imitation, a Woman who knows the craft, the Bat Minute Darling - it's the one, the only, Lauren Ashley Carter! LAC is back to crack the case.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

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Max is serving fish and the lure of it is enough to get Pengie to waddle down his stairs, carefully avoiding a death drop... only to discover he has become a saviour! This is all too much for our little bird so he just keeps on a-chewin'. He's all about that mouthfeel.

A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN OFFICE SNUCK INTO HIS HOME OVERNIGHT! Don't you hate it when that happens?

Joining the team for one more Minute of hopefully-not-Impossible detective work are Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of the Minute Impossible podcast! This duo are the real deal - with these two we just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. We don't need to wait and see what chance it has - we know that they can handle it. This is what's known as getting your pod off!

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Jonathan Howell & Chris Ramirez

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Max penetrates The Penguins precious, private, sanctum! He sure ain't happy about it.

How will Max make it up to him? With a good ol' stinkin' fish, of course! The traditional method. He seems to be luring Pengie somewhere... to a surprise!

Returning to the Hunt, to help finish our Mission, are Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of Minute Impossible! They've accepted the challenge and are ready to blow your mind in a mere five seconds. Is this episode full of top quality chat? It's a 900-ouncer!

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Jonathan Howell & Chris Ramirez

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Bruce is smitten and almost speechless, but he does manage to ask Selina out. She can't - she's washing her hair, or working or something. What a shame!

Chip and Max are wary of Selina's amnesia. Are they right to be? They got some fish to fry, they're too busy for this.

A be-monocled Penguin is hard at work. TOO hard for what he's supposed to be doing...

Joining our team of investigators are the impossibly perfect IMF duo of Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez! Joining us from Minute Impossible, this pair ain't no punks but they sure don't mind putting a hole in a crook's Versace. This investigation will be difficult, but difficult is a walk in the park for them.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Jonathan Howell & Chris Ramirez

Minute Impossible - Website - Facebook - Twitter

WHAT A HOOT!

Selina has amnesia and her underpants are long gone. Is all really what it seems?

No matter - Bruce is enamoured immediately! What can he sense within her?

Back one more time is Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute! It has been our greatest pleasure to serve with him on this investigation and if these crooks were counting on him to blink, then they were making a deadly mistake.

The next episode follows on Monday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Alex Thompson

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Selina's got sass! And a new lease on... life?

As Bruce mistakes Bruce for somebody who is not Bruce, Ms Kyle wraps him around her little finger. He's hooked!

Back to investigate these happenings that have galactic proportions is the Son of Warvan himself, Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute! If these bad guys are counting on him to blink, then they are making a deadly mistake. We also bring Alex to you for free: what a savings!

The next episode follows on Friday.
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Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Alex Thompson

Galaxy Quest Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter

"One can never have too much power".

If that ain't suspicious, I don't know what is!

The challenge is set - will Bruce accept this or go fifteen rounds with Muhammad Shreck?

The answer may have to wait, as an old associate re-emerges...

Joining our crew as Special Guest Investigator is a man who is no stranger to never giving up, to never surrendering - it's Alex Thompson of Galaxy Quest Minute! By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan... Selina will have her vengeance.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Alex Thompson

Galaxy Quest Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter

A new challenger appears! Catwoman comes roaring onto the scene but has no time for weak women - such as Selina Kyle.

Max is back in the house and he's wearing the most incredible suit known to man. This guy is a style icon, if not a model citizen.

The meeting with Bruce is finally happening and Shreck begins his plot for UNLIMITED POWER!

Back to destroy puny Earth men and women one more time are Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil) and, now joining us on-planet for this episode, Klingon Vanna White! This fearsome duo don't need no Kut'luch - they can crush crooks merely with quick quips, wit... and burlesque!

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Audra Wolfmann - Twitter - YouTube

Klingon Vanna White - Website - Facebook

Speakeasily - Website - Facebook - Podcast

Tight and Nerdy: The First and Only All Weird Al-Inspired Burlesque Troupe - Facebook

Is our little Bird Boy all that he seems? He's sure playing those heartstrings of America! “You don’t need hands as long as you have heart”!

In sharp contrast, an assailant attempts some pretty heavy assault! A new hero steps in to save the day - but she is NOT happy about it!

Joining the team as Special Guest Investigators are the Tight and Nerdy burlesque star herself, Audra Wolfmann (aka Odessa Lil) and, beaming in from distant lands, Klingon Vanna White! This pair sure aren't afraid of a 'big strong man' like this guy and can slice and dice 'em with ease. No need to be gentle - it ain't their first time on Bat Minute!

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Audra Wolfmann - Twitter - YouTube

Klingon Vanna White - Website - Facebook

Speakeasily - Website - Facebook - Podcast

Tight and Nerdy: The First and Only All Weird Al-Inspired Burlesque Troupe - Facebook

HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS, BAT MINUTE MITES!

Has Santa brought you all some Bat-tastic gifts this year? If not, fret not... we've got you covered with the greatest gift of all! A BAT MINUTE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

So, gather the family around the ol' cellphone in that grand Christmas tradition and all tune in to your favourite podcast. Jon and Niall are the TRUE meaning of the season, after all.

Well, here's to survival. Hopefully, we'll be doing this again next Christmas!

The next episode follows... in one year?
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo. Plus we added some awful bells to it.