Bat Minute

Hello there, Mr Mayor! You seem different to last time...

No matter. He reassures us that everything is under control and the MADNESS of the previous eve shall not be repeated... THEN A CLOWN STEALS HIS DAMN CHILD!

In steps dear Pengie to save the day...

Aiding our Bat Minute crew in rescuing this poor child is returning champion Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast! Is this kidnapping real? Phil is the man to go to when you need the answer to this. After all, what is real? You have to let it all go, dear listener. Fear, doubt and disbelief. Only Phil can show us the way.

The next episode follows on Friday.
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The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Phil Dragash - Website - Twitter

The Matrix Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter

"There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name 
That people from bad homes do again and again 
It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear 
They do it over there but we don't do it here
Fashion!"

Selina works her magic and creates this season's hottest new look from mere thimbles and spikes. Ingenuity or what?

You know that feeling where you put on an outfit and instantly know that it's working for you? Yeah. That.

This week's Special Guest Investigator is back once again to attempt to free your mind - it's Phil Dragash of The Matrix Minute podcast! Phil will drop the knowledge that will really bake your noodle. There is no turning back, Bat Minute Mites.

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Phil Dragash - Website - Twitter

The Matrix Minute - Website - Facebook - Twitter

Hell(o) (t)here, General Kenobi!

Selina hits the workroom in a bid to wow Momma Ru. This Kitty Girl can fashion a lot from little! Toot or boot those nails, nails, nails?

Either way, we're all feeling YUMMY.

Returning to the Bat Minute case is one of our top investigators, Stephanie Palacino! Start your engines - this Caffine Glamazon is bringing The Realness.

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Stephanie Palacino - Facebook - Twitter - YouTube

CHAOS! DESTRUCTION! FLUFFY ANIMALS!

Selina smashes everything in sight - she can't take it anymore. Did she die? Did she survive? Either way, Ms Kyle ain't never gonna be the same!

Back again as Special Guest Investigator is the Bat Minute legend herself - it's Stephanie Palacino! Rather than Drowning in Sunshine, Stephanie has joined the dark and gloomy world of Gotham's streets once more in order to solve this case once and for all.

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Stephanie Palacino - Facebook - Twitter - YouTube

Selina Kyle may be the walking dead, but she still looks after her pet - THAT'S commitment! DON'T GIVE HER MILK THOUGH, DAMN IT! Bad kitty.

Suddenly it's all too much for our poor Selina, however and the string SNAPS.

This week's returning champion is the one and only Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie Palacino! She's back in the house, Bat fans! Swiftly becoming a key voice of the show, our crew needed a woman ready to break in order to understand a woman ready to break so tune in to hear all three descend into some form of madness. That's what Movies by Minutes is all about, right?

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Stephanie Palacino - Facebook - Twitter - YouTube

It's a feast fit for a kitten as these fancy felines snack away on our poor Selina! There's something a little magical about these moggies, however...

Honey, SHE'S HOME!

“She is the malevolent
    antidote to her poignantly pleasant early evening and
    previous life self”.

Assisting the Bat Minute crew one more time and helping decide just what the hell is going on with Ms Kyle is the one, the only, Natasha Kermani! Natasha knows film, having helmed the wonderful Imitation Girl, so who better to get to the bottom of this dark magical mystery?

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Natasha Kermani - Twitter

Illium Pictures - Website - Facebook - Twitter

CRASH! BANG! WALLOP! Selina does her best Mankind impression and takes one hell of a dive! SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF! Our beauty is broken.

Are kitties the answer?

This case won't solve itself, so the Bat Minute crew have called for the maestro herself to return - it's filmmaker Natasha Kermani! We need somebody with the knowledge that can rein our Bat Minute cats in!

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Natasha Kermani - Twitter

Illium Pictures - Website - Facebook - Twitter

It's predation galore today as Max terrifies Selina into fessing up! Curiosity clearly got the better of this cat (sorry - secretary), but she's going to try her best to weasel her way out of this one.

MAX IS DOING IT ALL FOR HIS SON THOUGH! THE ULTIMATE FAILSON!

To assist our crew on their investigation we've called in assistance from the very best once more - it's filmmaker Natasha Kermani! This Girl ain't no Imitation - she's the real deal, folks!

The next episode follows on Wednesday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Natasha Kermani - Twitter

Illium Pictures - Website - Facebook - Twitter

Selina the hacker! HACK THE PLANET!

Unfortunately, her boss doesn't seem all that enthused about this wake-up call from the Nintendo generation. Will fond memories of Geraldo be enough to keep Ms Kyle out of trouble?

Saving the day for our Jon and Niall one more time is the movie maven herself - it's Clarisse Loughrey! That Darn Movie Show, Kermode and Mayo's Film Review, The Independent... and now Bat Minute! What a resume! Who better to stop Shreck's sinister scheme?

The next episode follows on Monday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Clarisse Loughrey - Twitter

That Darn Movie Show - YouTube

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review - Website - Twitter - YouTube

The Independent - Website - Twitter

Selina's exciting phone call is for... puuuuuurrrrrfume. HOW WONDERFUL! Things get even worse when she realises that she didn't prep the Bruce Wayne file for the big meeting! YOU DITZ!

Max heads to the office but finds Ms Kyle doing something she REALLY shouldn't be...

Back as Special Guest Investigator is the irrepressible Clarisse Loughrey! This Darn Critic is That Darn Good! We've whisked her away from Kermode and Mayo's Film Review to crack this most troubling of cases.

The next episode follows on Friday.
Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute!

Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave!

The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Clarisse Loughrey - Twitter

That Darn Movie Show - YouTube

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review - Website - Twitter - YouTube

The Independent - Website - Twitter