Batch Bitch

Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row

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Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes weirdly. Naomi has run out of her free trial and has to watch MAFS at regular speed like the rest of us. She loves it. 

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Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first commitment ceremony in which everyone says 'Yes I wish to remain on national'

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Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first sight. How fitting that at episode 69 they get so horny!! Just kidding they're always getting horny. They also have a fun little foray into trying to explain queer culture! That probably won't age.

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Naomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown into situations specifically meant to trigger that trauma? Is the answer all of them? yes

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Naomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead animal story from Danielle that we need to get out of the way first. Also, sorry about the song. It's literally all Danielle's fault.

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Naomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome) 

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Naomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this

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Naomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing Cam and Jules televised wedding. Naomi accuses Danielle of not listening at one point and Danielle gets angry because for once she was listening and Naomi cannot accept the fact that she was wrong about Danielle and Danielle never received an apology. RUDE!

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Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of yet another possibly interesting relationship. It is never destined to be. We are doomed to see ken doll after ken doll take up space on our screens to do absolutely nothing with it, and then get some sponsorship deals for fitness shakes for all their hard work of boring us to death.

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