Talking about the weird Olympics Opening Ceremony, socks and sandals being the worst combo ever, guys trying to act hard, and how kids these days need some tough love.

Talking about fat people on tv, a trip to Florida, fat people's excuses, and fat politicians.

Talking about bad beers, 7/11 bin wee, waste-of-time research, and manifesting your own happiness.

Talking about what the LGBT Awards might be, how participation trophies suck, finding songs that you can't remember, and the best video games from back in the day.

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Talking about adverts that don't advertise, the time I nearly got kidnapped in Japan, and a life-lesson from an Owl café.

Talking about my favourite meme, my dad locking himself out the house, and how people these days cannot sit with their own thoughts.

Talking about why weddings are so good, 'liberating' glasses, having a cheeky wee when you need one, and my new-found hangover cure.

Talking about how England isn't good at sports but everyone pretends they are, strange eyebrow trends, and modern circles of hell

Talking about the White Hands group in Japan, wondering how they are allowed to exist and how they might operate....

Talking about scumbags who fly-tip, finding money at the tip, an up-coming trip to Japan, and the weird foreigners you might encounter there...