Bathtime Boys

Bathtime Boys

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Bathtime Boys episodes

  • Bathtime Boys Episode 31 - Crossing the Delaware to Trap Beats

    El Scorcho!

    Ay carumba!

    Goddamn you half-Japanese girls

    Do it to me every time
    Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
    And I'm jello, baby
    But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
    I'm the epitome of public enemy
    Why you wanna go and do me like that?
    Come down on the street and dance with me

    I'm a lot like you, so please

    Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
    I think I'd be good for you
    And you'd be good for me

    I asked you to go to the Green Day concert

    You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
    How cool is that?
    So I went to your room and read your diary:
    "Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table"
    And then my heart stopped:
    "Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again."

    I'm a lot like you, so please

    Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
    I think I'd be good for you
    And you'd be good for me

    How stupid is it? I can't talk about it

    I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
    How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
    Just come up to me
    And say hello to my heart
    How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
    And maybe you just don't know what to do
    And maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'

    I wish I could get my head out of the sand

    'Cause I think we'd make a good team
    And you would keep my fingernails clean
    But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
    'Cause I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
    I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

    I'm a lot like you, so please

    Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
    I think I'd be good for you
    And you'd be good for me

    I'm a lot like you

    I'm a lot like you
    I'm a lot like you
    I'm waiting
    I think I'd be good for you
    And you'd be good for me

    33 min
  • Bathtime Boys Episode 25 - Sam's Perfect Episode

    In a more laid-back installment of BTB, the bathers talk about movies for a half-hour. Matthew attempts to talk as well, but due to his lack of movie knowledge he just sits in silence for 90% of the episode.


    TYLER (SWEAR WORDED) THE AUDIO AND ACCIDENTALLY PUT REVERB ON THE ENTIRE 30 MINUTES. ITS FIXED NOW THOUGH.

    32 min
  • Bathtime Boys S2E21 - Matthew's Cat Milk Farm

    Matthew explains his future, and how he will have cured cancer with the help of cat milk. 


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    31 min

About Bathtime Boys

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Bathtime Boys is an insightful and enlightening toilet humor podcast with four friends talking about everything under the sun. Turns out a lot of what’s under the sun is poop stories.