Bats in the Belfry

We continue with the goings-on as it has been an active March. Everything is canceled. Tom Brady left the Patriots for the Buccaneers? We get into the weird times of it all. Not getting paid back. Games. Going too deep into outer space accidentally from edibles. Accusations from 6th grade. Electrical work and the satisfaction therein...

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Recorded - 3/24/20

We begin obligatory about the dumb virus. Germs. Old white people rapping. Bill Clinton. Room 237 and the unbelievable reaching it does. Some South Shore locales. A mid-show gift offering. The Invisible Man (2020) is NOT the Invisible Man. The new Mark Wahlberg vehicle Spenser Confidential. Helping out family and potentially getting compensated. Attitude. Working from home. The sun. People need to grow up and get it together. Shopping out in the wild. Uncle Water...

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Recorded - 3/10/20

The curtains open with a talk of non-alcoholic I.P.A. beer. Getting your mind right at the beach. A good turn of events on a vintage ashtray. Getting things delivered. People bragging with their “I Voted” stickers. Picking a new name for yourself. We talk politics? Socialism. How money is spent. Music talent between then and now. Lending out flicks. Overcooked is for adults, not dumb kids. Going to buy wood and the circus that goes on at a hardware store. Nonsense “articles” that actually get printed. We end the show by getting sad about Chris Farley, fun!...

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Recorded - 3/5/20

Friend Amanda “Cluck” stops by as we ironically begin talking about not seeing friends in years. High school stories. Amanda sets up a play date with TWO of Brian's ex-girlfriends. Parent's things. Pit stains, stinking, and Cluck's “secret”. Skincare. Complimenting your partner. Brian and Briiiine idealize a couple's massages while podcasting. Gambling. Boobie milk. The secret markings on a tamp. Soft hands. State capitals. An update on the Bargaineer shirt. Scheduling a meeting to meet someone's new baby. Wedding planning and having a party, a classic debate on the Belfry. A guy's wedding...

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Recorded - 2/25/20

We open with spending money and concert tickets. Briiiine honors Brian by using his Groovy Tunes playlist on Spotify. Scrubbing people's names off established works. The inflation of online articles such as recipes. A streak of bad movies. Briiiine's patented ticket scheme. Brittany's Thomas jersey that she doesn't wear. Locating steroids. Fecal transplants. An invitation. Downsizing. Nostalgia. Hunting down photos of the Bargaineer. Being rich and eating like a king always. Green jacket(s). Sleep apnea. Enjoy the varied verbal potpourri...

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Recorded - 2/20/20

Mark joins us and we talk at the beginning about his process. Tan lines. Physical likes and dislikes. Davey V, Mark's dad and searching for his hidden stash. A big TV. The Oscars. Crying at a movie, including Up. The Sandler snub. A new installment of Mark's shade concert series. Frightening people. A failed Elton John/Bernie Taupin joke. Politics? Butt scissoring and friend wipe. Frasier. If a friend makes a mess in the bathroom and doesn't clean it, what to do? Casino scummery. We also sing some Afroman. Rammstein live.

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Recorded - 2/11/20

We are off talking about social media apps and their silliness a la “friends” of yours trying to sell you makeup. Posting political opinions? Fighting in relationships including a faux staged fight. Briiiine would turn us all in on hard crimes, scenarios are laid out. Keeping one in the loop. Leases. Bye bye Hanover Mall. Fun Spot. Briiiine's family properties. The Super Bowl. Practical effects are typically better than CGI in flicks. Clapping at a movie. Brittany is down and then bails on Bad Boys 2 because of the banter. Briiine agrees to come over some morning to watch City Slickers in bed. Dumb babies...

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Recorded - 2/6/20

Lifelong friend of Brian and first-time guest Bill Kelman joins us for a very fun show. Brian and Bill get into some stories from the past including buying shopping carts at the Bargaineer, collectible sports coins funded by a paper route, and party plans. Bill tells the story of his house burning down as a child and the movie-type ending to it. Bill goes deep. Swearing in front of parents. The Rumble at Rancid. Bill's gas gets him in dutch. A Pepsi variant. Bill is a father-to-be. Trading in your life for another? We close with the classic story of setting a barrel on fire, this time with another participant in attendance to round the tale out. Norma/Ramon...

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Recorded - 1/28/20

Big ole 400 milestone episode, we thus celebrate and reflect. We discuss the recent UFC event. Having a weapon in house for protection. Where friendships go to die. Using a chainsaw. Briiiine's doobage-based sunken place. Multiple alarms and the unhealthy yet tempting snooze. Curb Your Enthusiasm's new season. Mr. Narrow-Minded. Judging movies by their cover. Adult choices for adult jobs. Chat rooms. Video games and the oddity that is Nintendo's brand and choices. Hiccups. Here's to another 9 years....

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Recorded - 1/23/20

We open talking about the opening. Check engine lights and the nonsense that is no describing what it is. Deals that aren't deals. Sports teams moving. Editing things of the past to fit the sensitive times. The XFL and some further football talk. Brian and Brittany tried to watch True Lies, the two had differing opinions. Brittany has some slanderous comments about Bill Paxton. Scorsese and his comments. Coffee. Briiiine needs to eat just a little less candy. Hamburger Helper is a help. Tuna Helper...?

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Recorded - 1/14/20