Battle Lines 1

I talked to the very smart and talented and funny Kristine Sostar McLellan about Canada, Aliens, Liberals and more. Check out her podcast Path of Most Resistance

and follow her online at @mostresistancepod 

Sorry there was no episode last week. I tried recording one but I lost momentum about 15 minutes in so i stopped recording and then just silently contemplated walking into the woods for about two hours. But we're back now!

Start off talking about my crippling addiction to Coke Zero, if ur a new listener who followed the pod after my last reel went viral, the addiction stuff is just the beginning, I swear I'll give you that sweet, sweet hit of railing wildly against the Liberals for most of the episode. Just gotta give those dirty lil alcoholics something to hold onto.  I also tell the NDP how to win the election (I'm available for hire.)

Another banger! More Canadian politics. Everyone supports cancel culture when it's something they don't like. The Liberals are more conservative than the Conservatives. We changed the definition of anti-s*****ism to include anti-z***ism, and I tell young guys how to get girls!

Story-telling episode this week! I had a first time comic call my mother a wh0re at an open mic, lol. She got very offended at a joke I told. Seems super cut out for stand-up comedy. Plus I dissect the unhinged babyboomer liberals in the comments of my reel calling baby boomer liberals Canada's version of MAGA (which it is!) Fun ep!

Alright, getting my feet under me. Sticking to the schedule. Remember, content doesn't necessarily have to be good, it just has to be content. dm me if you wanna start a parasocial relationship! 

This episodes not very good. Maybe listen to it if you're like, I don't know, engaged in some form of unpaid forced labour, or if you're in the future and I've become wildly successful and you've developed a schizophrenic obsession with me and need to be a Levi McCachen completist. I talk about millennial weddings, AI, doordashing, US-Canada Trade war, and a lot of spiralling into self!

Spider-man endorses the surveillance state. Ulysses S. Grant. Why Nomadland sucks. And alcoholism.

Introduction

Listen, this one's really not very good. I'm recording these daily and always, and have a one day delay so I recorded this yesterday, but the one I recorded today is great. I've pushed through a wall where I realized truly nothing matters which has allowed me to transcend. But I am putting this out there, despite not even me liking it, to get through my fear of being lame on the internet. Really, just skip this one. Tune in tomorrow. I got some gold coming at ya. 

If you stare at the void long enough, the void asks if you want to start a podcast. In this episode I say yesterdays episode wasn't very good, but to be honest, I think yesterday's episode was better. I sound too much like a radio dj in this one. I'm forcing it. I'm gonna try to be more laid back and chill in the future. I'm just dealing with all the people in my head judging me as I'm recording. Is this episode description vulnerable enough to be considered art. Am I doing this to avoid AA? Who knows?!