Laser beams, Brock Osweiler playing alright, Lamar Miller running outside, ball spots, fourth downs, touchdown passes to fullbacks, the Texans playing well on the road against a team playing great. This game was strange.

Together, Matt and BFD review the loss to Oakland and look ahead to Week Twelve's game against the San Diego Chargers LIVE at 7 p.m. CST tonight. Topics include the perks of Mexico City, Bill O'Brien's decisions, Brock Osweiler's performance, how Houston stifled Oakland's run game, and playoff odds.

Sunday happened like just about every Texans win this season. A close game, with enough big plays to get over the lack of offensive capability. Thanks again Blake!

Together, Matt and BFD review the win over Jacksonville and look ahead to Week Eleven's game against the Oakland Raiders LIVE at 7 p.m. CST tonight. Topics include Bortles so hard Bortles wanna fine me, outside run game success, Akeem Hunt's big afternoon, if the defense's play is sustainable, and if Houston has any chance against Oakland--they probably don't but we are going to talk about it anyway.

What a beautiful bye week.

Together, Matt and BFD look at the Texans' midseason numbers, hand out some imaginary awayrds, and look ahead to week ten's game against the Jacksonville Jaguars LIVE at 7 p.m. CDT tonight. Topics include the Texans' performance v. their record, sad Brock Osweiler numbers, how great this secondary has been, awards like worst throw of the year, and if Blake Bortles will ever stop Bortling.

I thought watching the Texans play football was supposed to be fun?

Together, Matt and BFD break down the bland banal win over the Detroit Lions in week 8, pour some out for Andre Johnson, and look ahead to the bye week LIVE at 7 p.m. CDT tonight. Topics include highlights against the Lions, why Houston was able to find a smidge of success against the worst pass defense in the league, if this team will ever score more than 20 points again, our love of Andre Johnson, and bye week plans.

A game that was etched red in all of our calendar's was another Texans' offense atrocity. But not only that, sad things happened to those that we love. Arian Foster retired. Derek Newton was injured.

Together, Matt and BFD break down the all puking no dancing homecoming loss to the Broncos in Week Seven and look ahead to Week Eight against the Detroit Lions LIVE at 7 p.m. CST tonight. Topics include the endurance of Brock Osweiler, more offensive incompetence, the Brockometer, Derek Newton's knees, Arian Foster's gliding, and Matthew Stafford's MVP case.

The Texans scored 9 points against the Colts' 31st ranked defense in the first 57 minutes. They then scored 17 in their last three possessions.

Together, Matt and BFD break down the CrAzY comeback against the Colts in Week Six and look ahead to Monday Night's soap opera against the Denver Broncos LIVE at 7 p.m. CST tonight. Topics include how Houston managed to comeback, the disappointment in the first 53 minutes, Lamar Miller's breakout, Romeo Crennel's brilliance, how the defense has played without J.J. Watt's, and the fear the Broncos' defense puts into our hearts.

The Texans were obliterated for the second time this year, and the fifth time in the last two seasons.

Together, Matt and BFD peel the layer of skin off that fetid loss to the Minnesota Vikings in Week Five and look ahead to a very important game at the toddler stage of the season against the Indianapolis Colts LIVE at 7 p.m. CST tonight. Topics include the offense's incompetence, Bill O'Brien's complexity, more whining about Brock Osweiler, Jadeveon pillaging, the infirmary ward in the secondary and that swamp beast Andrew Luck.

The Texans were really great for the first quarter. The rest? Not so much.

Together, Matt and BFD review the Texans' Week Four win against the Tennessee Titans and look ahead to the Texans road trip north against the Minnesota Vikings LIVE at 7 p.m. CST tonight. Topics include Brock Osweiler worries, Will Fuller forever, DeAndre Hopkins and Osweiler's arraigned marriage, the Wattless version of a Texans' defense, secondary lock jaw, and the big bad very scary and very purple Vikings' defense.

The Patriots are again one of the best teams in the NFL. And again they beat the Houston Texans. Oh well. Together, Matt and BFD review the Texans week three loss against the New England Patriots and look ahead to the Texans' first divisional game against the Tennessee Titans LIVE at 7 p.m. CST. Topics include: New England's solving of the Texans' offense, Bill O'Brien's risk aversion, run game ailments, Benardrick McKinney praise, and the Titans' weird season.

30-0. 27-20. The Chiefs owned Houston in 2015. Things are different now in 2016. Together, Matt and BFD review the Texans week two win against the Kansas City Chiefs and look ahead to Thursday Night's trip to New England. Topics include: why Kansas City lost, Brock Osweiler's deep passes, redzone woes, Jadeveon Clowney defensive end, the leap the defense has made, and the death star in New England.