Be Gay Solve Crimes

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we are joined by a very special surprise guest, a woman who is just SO cool like, the incomparable Charlotte McDonnell from (among so many other things!) the podcast What's All This Then! Specifically to talk about That Episode. You know the one. It's a Doctor Whodunnit, babyyyy. Allons-y!

Join us as Mia tries to get us all to talk about Star Trek instead (future episode), Lucy tries to slip as many names of Chameleon Circuit songs in as she can get away with, and Charlotte clocks on to her doing this immediately.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can find Charlotte and also each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Next time, we're joined by Dr Eleanor Janega to talk about all things Cadfael!

On this, our first ever extra special Halloween Spook-tacular episode of Be Ghoul Solve Screams, we cower behind the sofa to watch the scariest Poirot film ever made, courtesy of our beloved master of ceremonies Kenneth Branagh. Ancient curses, cannibalism, and casting decisions more horrifying than them all put together await you. Enter… if you dare!

Join us as Mia invents a new non-pharmacological cure for ADHD, Lucy comes out swinging in defence of The Moustache's Gritty Backstory, and Nova has to remind us all repeatedly about a little thing called "The Contempt of Court Act 1981", whatever that is.

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Next time, we'll be joined by a special surprise guest to talk about our favourite shape-shifting, gender-swapping, trench-coat wearing alien sleuth who flies around in a police box. That's right, it's time for Doctor Who!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we give you all the clues.

Well, maybe not all of them. Some of the clues. A few clues. We're giving you a smattering of clues. Okay, final offer, we'll give you two thirds of the clues for two thirds of the hosts. That's right, it's the Lucy and Nova show this week, and we're tackling the 2017 film production catastrophe that was The Snowman.

Join us as we scientifically find the sweet spot for the amount of mould needed to make you a good detective but not a transphobe, David Attenborough tells us how to pick up a penguin, and we take inspiration from the editors of The Snowman to realise we left 15% of the plot of last week's episode on the cutting room floor.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Mia will be back next week. Episode TBA!

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we take a trip down memory lane to the year 2007, and immediately remember why the hell we ran away from there. It's the toxically theatrical and theatrically toxic Sleuth, a film that no one saw, but we assume everyone who did went on to transition.

Join us as we invent Lancashire Simlish, Nova returns to the Late Noughties with a baseball bat to give it a piece of her goddamn mind, and Mia decides to torture Lucy by improvising a TWENTY SECOND LONG SONG knowing full well she won't be able to resist setting it to music. 

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Join us there next week for The Snowman (2017)!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

You asked one question: Are the Be Gay Solve Crimes girlies ever going to cover a Coen brothers film? 

And after all this time, we finally answered. Oh yah. You betcha. 

Join us as Nova debates the best kind of walkie talkie sound effect, Mia gets very passionate about office feng shui, and Lucy completely butchers the pronunciation of Peter Stormare.

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Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Join us next time for Sleuth (2007)!

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re getting a deeper shade of pinko and somehow yet more pan about it for the first of many Inspector Clouseau films; it’s that maddeningly madcap sixties classic, The Pink Panther!

Join us as discuss the best way to coax some feeling back into David Niven’s little blue acorn, get distracted by Lucy’s childhood trauma, and finally work out once and for all what the grammatically correct plural of Gorilla should be.

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Join us there next week for Fargo (1995)!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

It's Scandi Week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, and so we're catching a red-eye flight above the Arctic circle to the city that never sleeps (Norwegian), just in time to check out a dazzlingly depressing work of sunlit Scandinavian noir, a film so Norse they made it tworce, it’s Insomnia (1997) starring Stellan Scarsgård!

Join us as Nova subtly tries to get Lucy to transform her into a musical jingle, Lucy more than happily obliges, and Mia dusts off the Swedish accent once again for us all.

To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Join us next time for The Pink Panther!

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adaptation of a board game ever, Clue!

Join us as we welcome back our favourite Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott of Tran Girlismo as a guest, Mia reveals the secrets of her shameful Swedish musical theatre-kid past and Lucy whips out her pitch perfect impression of The Skype Ringtone that she has on tap for some reason.

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Pre-order Victoria's new phonebook Pollination here!

Also, consider checking out Victoria's work with Project Open Arms to help trans people in the US move to safer states. 

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're taking what will be the first of many looks at Lt. Frank Drebin to prove that cops and women DO mix, starting with The Naked Gun (1988)!

Join us as Lucy succumbs to rapid onset face blindness, Mia finally finds the missing piece of her life’s most elusive jigsaw puzzle, and Nova gets us all on a Skyrim tangent so obscure that it might as well be considered its very own elder scrolls minisode.

To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon, where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.

Join us next time as we pay our respects to Tim Curry in Clue (1985).

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we're going back to 1970s Los Angeles if you can imagine such a thing. It's the Raymond Chandler classic The Long Goodbye with our beloved work-husband Philip Marlowe!

Join us as you hallucinate us all hosting a podcast for you, Nova outlines exactly which hobbies are sure signs of trans-femininity, Mia tells us about what it is about Mexico that gets her dog all hot under the collar, and Lucy gives us her best Donald Trump impression. If that wasn't enough, beloved professional automotive journalist Victoria Scott hops on to share her professional automotive opinions!

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Join us next week for The Naked Gun (1988)!

Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky, where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly, Mia Mulder, and your local librarian Lucy, who writes all the music for the show.