Beachy McBeach Face

Beachy McBeach Face

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Beachy McBeach Face episodes

  • 12. S vos’mim marta!
    Yasha kicks off this special by mansplaining the history of International Working Women’s Day. But we did it, folks; we discussed, & even critiqued, Marxist Feminism without recourse to the phrase “making class primary”. Check out the Ain’t I a Woman campaign https://www.aintiawoman.org/ to see how you can help end the 24hr workday!
    1 hr 8 min
  • 11. Ailita solita

    Didn't wanna leave our precious fans with a gap week, so here it is, the highly demanded Aila-only episode. We (meaning me & my inner child) take a page out of the Nancy Spaghetti, host of the White Noise podcast, playbook & hit you with that dank stream of consciousness. Featuring an auditory tour of Aila's living quarters.

    45 min
  • 10. Tim Boyd only wants 1 thing & it makes me SICK

    Yasha breaks down the disastrous situation being suffered by our working class brothers and sisters in Texas. If you have gastrointestinal reactions to manifestations of climate change catastrophe like Aila does, you may also benefit from her recently learned tips on the art of vomiting. 

    39 min
  • 9. Sex on the beachy
    Former sex-shop worker Brendan Woods joins us for our Valentine's Day special, and steamiest AMA yet to give us a glimpse into what its like selling sex toys for a living, and--spoiler alert!--turns out it is equal parts funny and surprisingly wholesome. We also chat about kinks, BDSM culture, and the sexiness of communication. Could consensual BDSM be the dialectical turn needed in order to resolve interpersonal alienation? Ever prude Aila is skeptical, but hopefully by the end of "The Origin of the Family", her & bohemian Yasha will arrive at a comradely consensus.
    1 hr 2 min
  • 8. GameStonks
    Super-smart, leftist, finance-knowledgeable Jeremy Burke (aka bigsmoneys on ig, for all your drum n bass needs) joins us to provide an accessible explanation of the GameStop scandal. Are these redditors an example to follow for working class revolution? No!! Is it helpful to understand features of finance? Yes! Should you sign the 'Free the Funds' petition https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe9JJnvq28DgKyppDiqlDdxbB-HdEcryEo963f8X0dY6SWXYA/viewform?gxids=7628 for CUNY students and faculty being screwed over for owing $100 & being laid off in the midst of a pandemic, respectively? Also, yes! Will Aila have a whole nose by the next episode? This question is only left to G-d.
    55 min
  • 7. Operator V. Conductor (TRAINS)
    HD gives us the low-down on life as a train operator. We cover the joys as well as as the racist disparities experienced by workers of the MTA. Particularly, please help working-class sister and colleague of HD, Karla, in a campaign to gather legal fees to challenge wrongful termination https://gofund.me/e00151f4 Her transgression? Taking care of her mother after a stroke. Don't worry folks, up-top we also discuss train terminology, the art of braking, and stay tuned til the end for some anecdotes.
    1 hr 6 min
  • 6. HUNTS POINT MARKET STRIKE
    ...is not the main topic of this ep, but is worth mentioning first. Aila and student-activist friend Felix recap a recent virtual forum on fighting back against the practices of racist austerity on the campuses of The City University of New York--a condition of long standing injustices predating COVID-19. What is to be done? Strike!!! Fellow CUNY alumnus and transit-worker, HD, helps us elucidate the importance of the working class realizing its collective strength. From India, to Hunts Point, to Manchester: workers of the world, unite!
    1 hr 18 min
  • 5. The right to doritos, mountain dew, and a big tiddy goth gf
    Ewok.talk podcast host, and liberal political consultant Sal pays a visit to the beach to discuss the limitations and contradictions implicit within a liberal response to the events at Capitol Hill. We broach the same concerns from a leftist perspective, to be continued on our third installment on this topic. Oh, also, Aila got an ig account @_aila_jimenez and a full Brazilian wax, both of which contributed substantially to the quality of this episode. Plz follow, subscribe, share, comment, review, and/or pledge a small monthly donation to our baby pod *pretty please emoji*
    59 min
  • 4. I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill. And I'm breakin into Capitol Hill.
    Beachy welcomes its first guest: The Italian Stallion, contributor to the Facebook page Ideal Progressive, puts on his Republican hat to duke it out with us. We at Beachy are all aware that things would've looked different if it were an integrated anti-racist demonstration, so instead we dive into the nitty gritty: media bias, splits within the ruling class, and the necessity of poop-smearing.
    1 hr 7 min

About Beachy McBeach Face

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Beach forecast says mixed with current events and topical discussions; scattered bad jokes likely.