well, well, well, if it isn't 3 Ashkenazi Jews lamenting conspiracy theories (except 2 of us are half Hispanic, so naturally one of us is scared of the vaccine). But honestly, who would you prefer as your statesmen? Sleepy Joe, or Daddy Putin?

Seltzer is the nectar of the Gods, the age of consent should be 30, and stay tuned til the end for the exhilarating tale of Aila sneaking into the East Harlem Costco.

But what if mayor Pete Butti-Choo-Choo!-gieg IS the twitter killer? Think about it: mayor Pete's face looks like its made out of latex, the twitter killer is fully covering his face in all of his pictures.