Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice

Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice

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Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice episodes

  • Ep. 36 - How the Covid Stole Christmas

    Welcome back to the show! Juan's back and for sure on his bulls**t! Today the Beans and Rice Boys sit down to talk about Juan's Covid Christmas Quarantine, Elon Musk, and sex noises. Marco gets some new toys and Juan gets a new job. Then the guys discuss the newest Matrix movie and they break down the idea of Broke Ass Energy. We got a real good one today. We hope you enjoy!

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Ep. 35 - Slinky and a Side of Rice
    Welcome back to the show! In todays episode Slinky makes her podcast debut as she subs in for Nico and Juan! Her and Marco sit down and talk about Steel Magnolias, the intricacies of mushrooms, and how Marco got way, way too high at a Slinky family function. We hope you enjoy!
    1 hr 2 min
  • Sleigh Bell Saturday Part 3 - The Mayor Eats Max's A**

    Welcome back to Sleigh Bell Saturday! Today Marco and Juan sit down to review How the Grinch Stole Christmas - a Ron Howard joynt. Starring Jim Carrey, this 2000 classic features hilarious Grinch antics, wholesome life lessons, a dash of animal abuse, and a mayor who's a real dick. After a public embarrassment, the Grinch utilizes his mechanical engineering degree to steal Christmas, highlighting the true meaning of the holiday. Hope you enjoy!

    Happy Holidays!

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    45 min
  • Ep. 34 - Manifest Yoni Now!

    Welcome back, y'all! The Beans & Rice Boys got a long one for you today. The gang sits down and covers all sorts of topics ranging from sitcom theme songs, campaign races, pruning friends, and rolling the dice with sharts. Juan hates his name, Marco gets blasted in the face by his dad, and Nico presents a thought provoking question about one on one combat with the opposite sex. Also, just in case y'all forgot - Fu*k Chicago.

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Sleigh Bell Saturday Part 2 - 'Twas the Night Before D*ckmas

    Welcome back to Sleigh Bell Saturday - Today the Beans & Rice Boys are reviewing The Night Before. Made in 2015, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Anthony Mackie, and Seth Rogen, The Night Before tells a tale of three best friends and their on-going Christmas Eve traditions whilst on their way to Nutcracker Ball. Marco, Nico, and Juan discuss the hijinks that ensue and also the value of friendship - in the film and in their own lives. We hope you enjoy!

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    Happy Holidays!

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Ep. 33 - Harry Potter and the Bagel Shop with the Good Lox

    Welcome back, everyone! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to talk about Harry Potter for way too long. Nick talks a bit about the chef life and his next big move. Marco shares a touching story about his new kitten and Juan makes a dating profile on J-Date. The guys talk movies and highlight Hereditary and Sister Act 2. Hope you enjoy!

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Sleigh Bell Saturday Part 1 - Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal

    Welcome to Sleigh Bell Saturday! Today Marco and Juan sit down and review the timeless, 1990 John Hughes holiday classic - Home Alone. Starring Katherine O'Hara, Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern. Juan and Marco discuss Kevin McCallister's Labyrinth of Pain, pranking the pizza boy, how much they love the movie. The guys also discuss the realistic physical trauma of Marv and Harry. We hope you enjoy and watch out for paint can pendulums!

    Happy Holidays!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 32 - Suck It, Sagittarius

    Welcome back to the show! Got a longer one for you. Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down and talk about mental wellness and the benefits of physical activity. Juan loses a pair of bomb ass gloves, Nico talks House of Gucci, and Marco takes a hip hop dance class. Also, f**k Sagittarius.

    Big shout out to @oooh.riley on Instagram. She's been a supporter of the show from the jump and we wanna show some love back. If you like us, follow her. 

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    1 hr 18 min
  • Ep. 31 - Navy Gravy

    Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Today the Beans & Rice Boys sit down to talk about how Turkey Day gets no type of love. Nico shares a hilarious story of a parental ass whoopin, Marco gets his premium bit ruined, and Juan, yet again, reveals another soft ass thing about himself. Marco sh**s all over Game of Thrones and 13 Reasons Why, Nico doesn't invite Marco to a Friendsgiving dinner, and Juan talks about his boner for "Logan." We hope you enjoy the episode! 

    Ps- None of this would be possible without you all. To our devoted Ride Or Die's - We Give Thanks To You. 

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    1 hr

About Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice

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They say that behind every great man is a great woman and next to every great main course are great sides. This is Beans, Rice, and Everything Nice - The podcast where three average guys, like three…