Beanzzz & Rice

Beanzzz & Rice

By Jos & JoseComedy
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Beanzzz & Rice episodes

  • Eating out moms -88

    Join us celebrating the Ice agents birthday, Gay Uhauls, Proud boys, Doctors, Clubbing, Gifts, Accents, and Medical advice for all!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G036rQyNqm8



    0:00 Hello Kitty  5:07 Altar Boy Reunion 6:58 Non consensual Bust  9:43 The worst Birthday DJ 15:52 Chupi-Toes Chupacabras 20:51 Dr. Jos's Office  23:03 Eating out Moms 24:01 Beefys Husband Gets Erotic 29:25 Proudboys come out  35:25 Gay Uhauls 41:34 Gay Flipping  48:24 Meet los Britts 50:28 Accent auditions 1:00:25 Eating Cake  1:04:28 ALICE's Birth day Wish  1:12:02 Dating Strippers  1:16:14  Love lockdown  1:27:24 Art Blocks 1:31:57  Opening Gifts & Chatter

    1 hr 49 min
  • Exorcisms and Possessions

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L62PQpDDbE0

    G season, Monkey Pox, Bathroom neutrality, Caring for others, How to avoid monkey pox, Dark chocolate, Erectile disfunction, Blood Pressure, VCR, Summoning spirits, Live exorcism, What super hero would you get saved by, Parenting, and wholesome advice.

    1 hr 41 min
  • Hot Dog Sandwiches-86

    Joaquin stops by to discuss Pregnant Mexican ladies, People with shitty names, Soups, Sandwiches, The original Simp, El Pony, Women's private malfunctions, What not to say to strangers, Double standards, Pet peeves, and reaching 10k vies on the Tube.   Thank you guys! 


     0:00 Tanzanian records  4:30 Proudboy Joaquin 7:20 Souper Cereals 10:15 Beefys Californian Destruction 13:00 Worst named Child  16:40 Virgin Climax  21:13 Clitoral Stimulations 24:47 To do, or not to do?  33:15 I like that for you Mami 37:43 Hot Dog Sandwiches  38:44 Latinas gone Angry 43:37 Javi n Powers Sliders   47:24 The Cake Thrower 52:10 Javi gets spoiled  54:00 Puerto Rican Hate speech 56:50 Conclusioners 59:20 Smashing Javi's Cake 1:01:05 10k Thankfulness


    1 hr 11 min
  • Real Witches-85- Santos & Friends
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb-BDPIsMQw
    Santos, Angel, & Jayzeee stop by to talk Swapmeets, Brothers, Airplanes, Witches, Paranormal hauntings, Native History, Palo Santo, Yucatan, Boss Burgers, Jobs,  Relationships, Live performances, Mountains, and Give each other props.
    Follow them on IG
    Podcast https://www.instagram.com/beanzzzandricepod/
    Jayzee https://www.instagram.com/jayzeee_r5to/
    Angel https://www.instagram.com/angeldg01_/
    Santos https://www.instagram.com/santosjaguarww/
    2 hr 4 min
  • Graduation Day

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CoHxMKksXM

    Self love, Church wake ups, Cherry pies, New Orleans, Mowing lawns, Special ed, School packets, Mormon Mountain, College basketball, Pack rats, Vegemite, Camping, Birthdays, Nightmare interpretations, and some Thankful Thoughts.

    1 hr 42 min
  • BNR- Game night at Hastur Games -3

    BNR Corner episode 3 

    Jos & Jose stop by "Hastur Games" with Caden & discuss Board games, Cards, and their community. Find out one of Post Malone's favorite games, and how much he is willing to spend. If you are ever intimidated by starting a new board game you can stop by and they will let you demo them free of charge, as well as give you tips on how to play. Need help building a deck? Do you play Magic, or Pokemon? Stop by on one of their game nights, and battle a stranger, who might  end up being a friend. This is a very welcoming store. Thanks for having us. 


    Hastur Games

    6831 S State St, Midvale, UT 84047

    38 min
  • Confessions -83

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dljy5bZ7wWk

    Sins, Presidents, Altar boys, News, AP classes, Catholics, Extremists, Little people, Nightmares, PR, Detergents, Tar, Joseph smith, Racists, and Thankful advice with the Crew!




    1 hr 50 min
  • Teen Titans -82
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLRSsWPlNVI
    Plagues, Vatican secrets, Youthful views, Incest, Scientific tests, Military welcomes, Space, Conspiracies, CNA's, Weaves, Ethnic smells, and a lot of wholesome advice.
    1 hr 35 min
  • Interpreting Dreams

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ove6mb4r-_4&t=11s


    Dreamers, Mothers, Ikea, Crosses, Horse pills, playgrounds, swings, Panhandler, Transparents, Corndogs, and wholesome advice with the crew.

    1 hr 31 min
  • BNR- Ecological Engineers

    2nd episode of the BNR Corner - Jos and Jose record live at the SLC Library and encounter two Ecological Engineers, Matt, and Jacob. They tell us how to stay sustainable, ponder about the well being of future generations, call out the heresy that only the famous can make a difference, melting icebergs, and how plastics diminish the availability of fried frog legs. 

    Follow them on Instagram: Jacob @mucking_fuppets, Matt @mattlagomarsino, and Ripple Project @flyripple

    35 min

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2 unique individuals discuss life and provide wholesome advice, funny stories, cultural awareness and highly misguided opinions on topics we have no business talking about! Stop by to listen and let…