Bear Attack

Bear Attack

By Panda, Polar, and Blitz BearComedy
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Bear Attack episodes

  • S2E23 Blitz's Birthday Q&A

    Guys! Blitz here! So sorry I uploaded this late. However, this one is worth the wait, if I do say so. Panda and Polar Bear suggested we start a new tradition: a Bear Attack Q&A with one of us on our birthdays! So (as with most things in my life) I was the guinea pig. 

    We talk about Legos, zodiac signs, hot sauce, and my underwear.  More than once on that last one. 

    It was a super fun episode for me and I hope you enjoy it! 

    Hit me up on our socials, make sure to check out our videos on YouTube, and tell us about your answers to the questions in this episode! Thanks for your support. You are the best! 

    --Blitz Bear

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    39 min
  • S2 E22: Music: Dethklok, The Dethalbum

    "You people out there give us something more than just record sales. You give us something to hate. And we hate you, you brainless mutants" --Dethklok 

    This episode is brutal. You aren't ready. Don't play this. 

    Just kidding, please rate and subscribe! Pleeeeease! 

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    49 min
  • S2E21 Myth: The Jersey Devil

    Fall is coming, Attackers! Pumpkin Spice Lattes and demons are just around the corner. That's right, demons! 

    Also, how do you feel about New Jersey? If you love it: sorry about this episode. I mean, the state has an official demon! How bad does your state have to suck that you have enough devils running around to name one your favorite? 49 other states don't have this problem, so. . . 

    And another thing: what was Old Jersey like? Was it better or worse? Is it in England? 

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    38 min
  • S2E20 Movie: The Bellboy (1960)

    By request: we attack The Bellboy! It's an old movie written, directed, and starring comedian Jerry Lewis. It is definitely a blast from the past and quite amusing too! 

    We really enjoy hearing from you guys! Shout out to our friend Geli (pronounced "jelly") for this one. We hope you enjoy the roll down memory lane with us. Please let us know what you want to hear next! 

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    47 min
  • S2E19 Music: Linkin Park Part 2

    Here it is! Our first ever part two! 

    Panda Bear destroyed his sleep schedule to get this one out early for ya'll. Go give him a shout out on socials if you enjoyed it! What are your favorite LP song/albums? What did you think of One More Light? Have you heard any of the band's side projects? Let us know in the following places: 

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    1 hr 3 min
  • S2E18 Music: Linkin Park Spotlight Part 1!

    Alrighty everyone! Let's talk Linkin Park! 

    Panda told us months ago he wanted to cover the legendary rock band and since all 3 of us love them, we agreed! Turns out, we can talk about Linkin Park for hours! Almost 4 of them. We cut that in half, but we ended up having to do this in two parts. So if you love LP too, here's our brief thoughts on EVERY SINGLE SONG they've done. Well, mostly every single song. 

    We'll get part 2 to you soon! Pray for Panda, the sheer volume of editing is killing him, haha! Also, be sure to let us know what you think of LP.  

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    1 hr 4 min
  • S2E17 Myth: Atlantis

    Summer is just cranking along, isn't it? Come cool off with us in Atlantis! We recorded this episode really late at night after shooting an upcoming burger review. Which means: maximum delirium, minimum sensicalness! If you like Disney quotes and stories about obscure governors bringing obscure legends to pop culture, this is the episode you've been looking for!

    What myth should we talk about next? Got any albums you think we're missing out on? Hit us up on FB, Insta, or [email protected]!

    Oh, and check out our youtube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg

    Also here's Blitz's movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT0xmqoZptQ&t=516s

    42 min
  • S2E16: Miscellaneous: Oh the Places to Go!

    Welcome to the Bear Attack Outfitters Travel Agency: please hold while the building melts. This episode is a riot! We mostly talk about interesting places to visit, but also we go bananas. I actually haven't listened to it since it was recorded, so I'm going to cut this short and go listen myself! :P

    --Blitz

    45 min
  • S2E15 Music: Flatland Calvary's Homeland Insecurity

    Yeeha, mother-attackers!

    We're getting our folk on today! Now if you've been with us a while you probably know Polar Bear likes himself some pop-punk, metal-core, hip-hop, and country. Yep, he is the complete set, taste wise. So Panda and I (Blitz) took an overdue break from our metal heavy diets to review Flatland Calvary's sophomore effort. It's a good episode for sure. When we can focus for 5 minutes, lol. 

    What should we cover next on the show? We're listening to YOU on Insta/FB. 

    54 min
  • S2E14 Myth: Berserkers!

    What is up, friend? We have an awesome legend for you this episode! We're talking about the almost mythical warriors who seemed more animal than man: the viking berserkers! Known for their unconventional, reckless tactics (like fighting without weapons or biting chucks out of their own shields), these men were probably insane in a literal sense. In fact, they're often regarded as villains by the vikings themselves. 

    As usual, Polar Bear is our myth-man, but we have a guest for this one! Mr. Coon returns to grace us with his knowledge of Norse lore. So, get out your bear pelts, kick back, and pour yourself some mead! 

    Or chocolate milk. That's what I'm drinking lol. 

    --Blitz

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    36 min

About Bear Attack

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Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?