Beardo And Weirdo

In this episode, Chris and Craig talk about the viral sensation which was a man publicly WHACKING OFF at a recent KORN concert in New York. And after the guy got punched in the head and physically dragged out of the venue, Chris and Craig are now asking him to COME on their show. (No, not that type of "come.")

There's also a lot of System of a Down highlights, including a fun incident in Chicago where the real members of System join a cover band of their own band. And then there's also a deep dive into the drama surrounding the band Cradle Of Filth.

CHAPTERS:

00:00:00 Loving KORN Too Much

00:06:54 System Of A Down

00:12:17 System Tribute Band In Chicago

00:15:36 Fun In Alaska

00:16:47 Suicidal Comedian

00:23:34 Fred Rygh Saves The Day

00:25:37 Helping People

00:28:00 Cradle Of Filth Story

00:33:38 Five Finger Death Punch Contract

00:39:45 Handling Stuff In Public

In this episode of Beardo & Weirdo, Chris and Craig talk about seeing Shinedown at the legendary Madison Square Garden arena, and the role the band's family has played in their success.

In an unrelated note, Chris brings back his "Chris is Pissed" segment to talk about audiences throwing things at performers when they are on stage, and how scary and destructive it can be for artists.

Oh, and Craig recounts a story about the time he and his girlfriend were human shields for drive-bys aimed at Suge Knight. (Seriously, you can't make this stuff up.)

What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Madison Square Garden00:01:43 Shinedown00:03:14 Shinedown's Mom00:04:43 Having Family At Shows00:06:57 Bozo's Grand Prize Game00:08:23 Craig's Mom & TV Guide00:11:50 Having Family Be Proud Of You00:15:43 Audience Feedback00:16:58 Restricted By Technology00:18:43 Catfished By Fake Brad Pitt00:20:31 AI Babies00:21:39 When AI Goes Wrong00:22:32 Chris Is Pissed00:24:02 Sebastian Bach Hit On Stage00:25:21 Throwing Firecrackers On Stage00:26:30 When The Crowd Turns On You00:28:02 Comedian Hits Audience With Guitar00:30:32 KISS Laser Incident00:31:50 Parachuting Into Mike Tyson00:33:52 Suge Knight Stories00:39:55 Getting People's Demos00:43:07 Seeing GHOST At MSG00:47:29 Don't Know When You'll See This

In this episode, Chris and Craig talk about the untimely passing of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and where they were when they heard the news.

They then talk about the differences between the "rock star" lifestyle and the "comedian" lifestyle, as Chris shares videos from his time playing at Inkcarceration.

But the episode quickly gets completely derailed when Craig shares an embarrassing story about meeting one of his idols - the great Billy Joel - and Chris just can't stop laughing about it!

Strap in, because this is going to be one hell of an episode. Oh, and "HEY BILLY!"

CHAPTERS

00:00:00 Where Were You When Ozzy Died?

00:01:54 Craig Reacts To Ozzy's Death

00:04:11 Ozzy Got To See His Own Funeral

00:06:02 Mike Inez

00:06:50 Scared To Death Of Ozzy

00:08:18 Ozzy Never Been A Dick

00:09:16 Meeting Ozzy

00:10:12 Fan Moments

00:11:53 Tommy Lee's Peen

00:13:09 A World Without Ozzy

00:14:21 Being A Rockstar

00:18:58 Marilyn Manson Shout Out

00:20:26 Hogfest

00:21:59 Feeling Rusty?

00:23:24 Inkcarseration

00:25:33 Leaving Josh Bernstein Hanging

00:28:05 Inkcarceration Daytime

00:30:21 Memories From Being On Stage

00:32:13 Pauly Shore Gets Chicks

00:32:55 Experiences On The Road

00:35:20 Chris vs. Craig

00:37:26 Getting Nervous

00:39:47 Why Chris Does Comedy

00:40:35 Billy Joel

00:48:06 Hey Billy!

00:55:40 Coming To Anchorage

Chris and Craig talk about Ozzy Osbourne's final performance while also discussing doing hot yoga with Sebastian Bach. Chris also recounts some turbulent times with his addiction, and one instance in particular where he almost died and had to be carried out from a show on a stretcher!

Oh, and Craig Gass meets Tim Curry!

What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!

CHAPTERS

00:00:00 Hot Yoga with Sebastian Bach

00:01:37 Afro-Wig Cokeheads

00:03:23 Sebastian Bach Excitement

00:05:03 Screwing Up On Stage

00:07:41 Screwed Over By Doug Stanhope

00:10:29 Just Yoshi

00:15:11 Quintin Tarantino's Movie Career

00:17:50 Tim Curry Says Hi

00:19:00 Bullying

00:19:58 Ozzy and Family

00:26:48 Lying And Drug Use

00:27:14 Chris Carried Out On Stretcher

00:33:09 Drug Dealers

00:37:01 A Dangerous 8 Ball

00:41:23 Do Drugs make you better?

00:45:35 Lacking Self-Awareness

00:50:07 Chris Farley

00:52:43 Craig's Mom

00:57:53 Laughing at Funerals

Chris and Craig sit down with the drummer from System Of A Down, the one and only John Dolmayan! John not only gives insights into the behind-the-scenes goofiness of System Of A Down, but he also talks about going on tour with Ozzy Osbourne for Ozzfest, and even living with Ozzy and his family for a time!

And, of course, what episode of Beardo and Weirdo would be complete without the guest sharing some embarrassing stories about Craig Gass! John certainly doesn't hold back as he talks about personally witnessing 2 of Craig's most disastrous times on stage!

What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!CHAPTERS:00:00:00 Chatting With John Dolmayan00:02:04 Being Scared Of Ozzy00:03:44 Remember Hearing Ozzy For The First Time00:04:37 First Band At Ozzfest00:05:55 Seeing Ozzy On Tour00:07:02 Going To Ozzy's House00:07:31 Ozzy Wasn't Mean00:08:16 Ozzfest Was Like Summer Camp00:09:45 Access To A Good Shower00:10:08 Wiping Your Ass00:11:20 Watching Ozzy Perform00:12:48 Getting Arrested During Ozzfest00:13:48 Ozzy Passing00:17:13 Being A Part Of Ozzfest00:19:14 Good Memories00:19:41 Ozzy's Influence On Bands00:20:22 Growing Up With Ozzy00:21:01 Ozzy As A Person00:22:39 Advice From Ozzy00:24:49 Sharon Osbourne00:25:23 Thinking About Your Last Show00:26:32 System Of A Down Getting Bigger00:27:51 System Of A Down Is Goofy00:30:48 Messing Up On Stage00:31:45 Making Rick Rubin Laugh00:33:06 Upcoming Shows00:33:37 John's Voicemail To Craig00:35:39 Craig's Self-Defense Mechanism00:37:13 Craig's Biggest Bomb On Stage00:40:01 Giving Opinions00:41:16 Being Honest00:43:16 The Roger Waters Disaster00:47:15 A Drummer Lives Here

The death of Ozzy Osbourne rocked the world (and not in a good way). Chris and Craig talk with former KORN guitarist Brian "Head" Welch about his experiences with Ozzy and touring with the legend. Chris and Craig also dive deep into their addiction stories and how enlightening recovery is. This is definitely an episode not to be missed!

What did you think of the show? Let us know in the comments!

In an extremely marine-life oriented episode, Chris dives into his experience diving with sharks with the "shark whisperer," while Craig's only similar experience is getting molested by dolphins. (True story.)

Not to be outdone, Chris talks about the a-holes of the ocean: Orcas! And how they like to kill whales and mess with all the other living organisms in the sea.

Never a dull moment on Beardo and Weirdo!

In this episode of Beardo & Weirdo, Chris and Craig sit down with the legendary Rudy Sarzo, the bassist for Quiet Riot, Whitesnake, and Ozzy Osbourne! And this time around, Rudy gives us some amazing insights into the "Back To The Beginning" show, where Ozzy Osbourne gave his final performance.

This is one interview you won't want to miss! Be sure to subscribe for more amazing and funny insights into music and comedy!

In this episode of 'Beardo and Weirdo,' we dive into the monumental final show of Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath.

First up, we talk to Lzzy Hale from Halestorm about her experience on "Back To The Beginning," Ozzy's final show. Lzzy opens up about receiving the call to perform, meeting legends like Steven Tyler, and the impact of sobriety on her life.

Next up is a talk with Dave Ellefson from Megadeth, who shares his unique experiences and personal backstage stories from the event. Dave recounts his rehearsals, the camaraderie among artists, and the invaluable role of recovery in his journey.

Hear insights on working with music legends, tales from their illustrious careers, and the emotional gravity of Ozzy's final performance. This episode is a tribute to dedication, legacy, and the power of music.

It's a Rock & Roll Extravaganza this episode as Chris and Craig recount their experiences at some amazing rock shows, first from Joan Jett, and then from Night Ranger! The infamous Sebastian Bach and Eric Singer (From KISS) make appearances as well, right before the band feeds everyone at their new restaurant and brewery!