Who are you going to call? Not these guys…not this time. Might be time to call someone else these days, but you’ll never know for sure till you see what “bustin” the Beards of War are going to bring to the table in this review. FatBrokenRambo wasn’t able to attend, but he was there in spirit…ghost puns are just so much fun.

Strap in for another review with the Beards of War! In this episode we review Roadhouse (2024) the team don’t pull any punches in this review of the remake, and it’s no secret at least one of the team prefer the original. Stay tuned to see how it stacks up in the leaderboard.

Close your eyes and remember your childhood comic book exploration and dreams; have you ever wondered and hoped that your favorite comic book characters would come to life on the big screen for you to cheer them on with all their cinematic glory? Us too, but keep looking because this one ain’t it.

Wondering what these vulgar, busted up, veterans have to say about a combat riddled desert environment? Well you’re in luck because today’s deployment is taking us to the beautiful local of Arrakis where similar to our previous trips, everything and everyone is trying to kill you (if you know, then you know). This trip doesn’t authorize hazardous duty pay though!

Were you ever a child scared of ending up on the jolly old fatman’s naughty list? Well this week's episode of Beards of War Presents Violent Night should answer that question for you with extreme holiday prejudice! Strap in boys and girls because this St. Nick has come to kick ass and chew bubblegum and…if you know the rest of that line and can tell me the movie in the comments, well you’ll have my respect and that’s special.

Strap in for this one because the Beards of War are back faster and more furious than Vin Diesel's barber. ThickNickFury, FatBrokenRambo, and Cris are tearing down their "favorite" scenes from 2023's Fast X...does the plot really matter to you at this point...they go VROOM, VROOM, and BANG, BANG alot...to the 10th power in this one. Sit back and enjoy the banter of three busted up veterans with little to no hobbies gently roast this shit out of this over the top CGI car $#@%$.

Polar is about an assassin that takes one last job before his retirement from the killing business. It takes a turn when his John Wick like employer sends a group of younger assassins to ensure he is ‘retired’ without his company benefits. Sex, drugs, guns, fights, and a plethora of other twists. Sounds interesting, right? Wrong! While there are a few talented cast members, this movie took the Polar Express right off the cliff! Oh well, you can find out for yourselves…

Inspired by some true life events, this movie sets the stage for an action packed, John Wick styled block buster! Starring Bob Odenkirk as a mild mannered blue collared husband with a family completely disappointed in him. One event sends him into a whirlwind of vengeance culminating in busted up thieves, bullet riddled cars, the Russian mob, all with some amazing guest appearances! Gotta watch until the end!