Beatnik Turtle's Song of the Day

Here's a nice sing-along for Christmas this year.

A holiday tune written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak (a.k.a. BoardGameSpeak) board gaming podcast. Features the hosts, Aldie and Derk as, uh, chipmunks.

The myths we all grow up with come full circle in today's song.

The Nutcracker is a fairy tale-ballet in two acts by Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky. Ms. Nutcracker-Sweet is simply a nutcracker. As she says, "My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is New Year's. Why don't you visit me between the holidays?"

For some reason standing under mistletoe allows you to kiss people. That's weird. Seriously.

Sometimes you gotta take advantage of a situation. And Christmas is no exception.

Today's song is an upbeat number about stalking someone at Christmas. Happy Holidays!

Now you know the REAL truth about Santa Claus.

Any connection between events in this song and any actual company Christmas parties attended by members of Beatnik Turtle is purely coincidental...

Let this be a lesson to you - don't make the same Christ-mistake as this guy did.