This is the theme for the The Gigcast who are celebrating their landmark 100th episode! "It's not what you do to live, it's what you live to do."

Sometimes you just want to be left alone.

Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak (a.k.a. BoardGameSpeak) board gaming podcast. This is another one written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks.

All of us apartment dwellers have been the "broomor" or the "broomee." Sometimes damaged ceilings are the result...

Past experience leads us to recommend not biting the hand that feeds you.

A contemplative instrumental.

One of the first Beatnik Turtle Twittersongs, this one was inspired by a Twitter post from Mur Lafferty. She had posted this tweet: "kitchen clean, fridge cleaned out. WHY do I keep saving food?" That prompted us to look into our fridge where we spotted several species of scary substances.

Beatnik lawyer says "these lyrics were written by professionals in a controlled environment and should not be used as literal instructions in the real world."

An ode to the phony first three digit prefix ubiquitously used in films and TV.

File under "murder ballads."