Beatnik Turtle's Song of the Day

A pyromaniacal tribute to the great Robert Wilhelm Bunsen and his lab assistant Peter Desaga for their invention.

Yet another of those songs that has it's genesis in something said rather off-handedly only to be followed by the phrase, "Hey, that would make a great song!" After picking up Tom Roper and Tom Beeyachski to head to the studio to record, Jason asked Tom B. if his wife Kim was meeting up with them later. Tom replied, "No, Kim bailed." And later that day the three of them wrote this song.

Tom created this song on his laptop while taking the train in and around Chicago. He figured, hey, if he's gonna be stuck on a train for a while, he might as well be productive and work on a song.

Written for BoardGameGeek's GeekSpeak (a.k.a. BoardGameSpeak) board gaming podcast. This is another one written for the "Rejected GeekSpeak Theme Songs" segment that aired on a variety of GeekSpeaks. This song features various Derk and Aldie bits and dialog from the show.

This song was commissioned by Steve Levy for the Steve Levy Show. The title came about in the control room of the studio when Randy commented "It's like a bucket of cool..."

This is a revamped version of the secret track to our The Cheapass Album. It's based on the classic Cheapass Game of strategy and intrigue, Nothing Beats Rock.

Do worry. Be unhappy.

He once was on our side, but he's a cop now.

Everything has a half-life, even love.

We don't know why Starbucks doesn't sell cigarettes with their lattes. The two tastes just go so well together.