Beatnik Turtle's Song of the Day

We'd apologize to the residents of Columbia, South Carolina, but we know they're not on the web.

Happy Arbor Day! Now go plant a tree!

There's lots of ways to get back at people for cheating at boardgames. Jason, naturally, wrote a song about it.

Aptly inspired by Jason's infrared mouse. The original demo version is today's bonus song. Enjoy - both songs are wireless and free.

We're not cat people.

Dedicated to all those who take the CTA - the Chicago Transit Authority. It's a mess.

Well? Do you have any ideas? It needs a name.

The sounds at the end were recorded at the corner of Gilbert and Burlington in Iowa City. It's Jason and Eric Elmer talking while the microphone dangled out the apartment window.

In honor of April 20th...420...a number which has something to do with the subject of the song (although there's a lot of debate on our end as to why this number is associated with it).

Beatnik Lawyer says: Be warned! This song is extremely catchy and you're likely to start singing it aloud at odd times without really knowing it. This usually isn't too much of a problem except that, with this song, it's tagged "explicit" thanks to a certain ubiquitous four letter word that's sung throughout (we'll let you guess as to what that four letter word is). So, we made a clean version available as well (it's today's bonus song) but it's just about as catchy. Anyway, don't say you haven't been warned.

Based on actual events at a party Beatnik Turtle once perfromed at. The events alluded to are also one of the reasons why Beatnik Turtle never plays parties anymore.