On this week's episode of Because Nerd, Clint's status as a martial artist comes into question, and the answer may surprise you! And another thing, does Galactus poop? Like really?? He eats whole planets and shit, so doesn't he eventually have to take some massive dumps?! We explore. Then we sit down for another heartwarming edition of Storytime with Brad, where he tells us a silly story about a guy who fell off a helicopter but got caught up hanging from his nut sack! Oh man, it is a barrel of laughs on this acclaimed episode of Because Nerd!!

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This week on Because Nerd Bits:

He took his vorpal sword in hand;

      Long time the manxome foe he sought—

So rested he by the Tumtum tree

      And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

      The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

      And burbled as it came!

One... OH FUCK!!! I BOTCHED MY ROLL! I ROLLED A One! And through and through

      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

It left me dead, and without my head

      As it went galumphing down my back.

- Excerpt from Jabberwocky by LEWIS CARROLL

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This week on Because Nerd, we are once again giving the reigns over to Logan so he can navigate us through another comedically enlightening episode of Shitty Xmen. This week's topic: The Great Lakes Avengers... or is it The Great Lakes Xmen?.. or maybe it's The Great Lakes Champions?? Who fucking knows??? Well, WE DO! And you will know too after you have listened to this amazing world-altering episode of Because Nerd!!!

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This week, Because Nerd gets a visit from their old friend Brad. And Brad sits everyone down for a nice little tale about a time when he found himself cock-holster deep inside of a Korean bathhouse with the enemy literally right on his ass! Sit down and shut the fuck up, kids! It's time for some Because Nerd Bits!!!

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This week on Because Nerd, we're taking a look at the sinister side of Saturday Morning Cartoons, those doers of dastardly deeds, the maniacal meddlers of mayhem, the “The Bad Guys”!! Where did it all go wrong? How did they come to this life?? And when you really think about it, are they actually even bad guys at all??? I mean, when Cobra Commander loses his volleyball scholarship so that COL Hawk can start his pet project of GI Joe, then just what else is Cobra Commander supposed to do other than go start an international terrorist organization?!?! I mean, COME ON!! So, this is your last warning, cause it's about to get real nerdy in here!!

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Clint doesn't just hate Batman, he REALLY HATES BATMAN!!! And on this week's episode of Because Nerd Bits, we explore that hatred for Batman from a number of different angles!

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On this week's exciting episode of Because Nerd, we explore Nerd Mike's absolute lack of understanding of Transformers culture, and then we discuss, when it comes to Thor and his hammer, what exactly is "worthiness" (the answer may surprise you). And then in a new edition of Shitty Xmen, he's come from the future to save to past... or did he?? Who exactly is Xman Bishop? Where is he from, and why is he here? And what the hell are his powers? We delve into all of that and more in this week's episode of Because Nerd!

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Who is Hindsight Lad? What are his powers? How did he manage to make Batman into a devoted Lad Boy? You're going to have to listen to this episode of Because Nerd Bits to find out!!

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This week on Because Nerd, we're talking Killing Batman! It's a classic Batman villain here with some classic Because Nerd style, Calendar Man!! It's the same nerd time, on the same nerd channel, Because Nerd!!

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Are Superheroes more trouble than they worth?? Do they break more things than they save? What if you need to take legal action against a superhero, who should you contact? Let's get to the bottom of all those questions and much more on this informative episode of Because Nerd Bits!!

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