Bed Wed or Behead

We reach way back to 1993 for a trio whose hotness makes us quiver like jello and makes our heartbeats feel like a STOMP STOMP.  Surely you have guessed that this week's episode is devoted to Jurassic Park's (Universal Pictures) Alan Grant (Sam Neill), Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), and Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum)! Join us as we decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the rage of a hungry T-Rex!

It's finally Jess Day's day! Meg and Carla are back in 4D to talk about New Girl's Cece Parekh (Hannah Simone), Coach Ernie (Dmaln Wayans Jr), and Jessica Day (Zoey Deschanel). We love this goofy show and its goofy characters, so what better way to pay tribute to it than by playing FMK with this trio? Press play and check out our thoughts as we decide who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDERRR!

We're excited to visit our friend Bridget Jones and both her potential baby daddies for this week's episode of Bed Wed Or Behead! The titular heroine is one of our favorite movie women, but how does she fare in this trio? Find out the fates of Bridget (Renée Zellweger), Jack Qwant (Patrick Dempsey), and Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) as Meg and Carla give them the BeWBs treatment!

Just besties talkin’ about besties trying to ruin each others' lives this week on Bed Wed Or Behead as Meg and Carla dive into My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997)! Join us for all the ridiculous antics as we play with George (Rupert Everett), Kimmy (Cameron Diaz), and Michael (Dermot Mulrony). And, no, Julienne is not in the trio because…well, you'll see.

Who will the BeWBs take home after the last dance? With whom are they walking down the aisle? And who’s getting tossed in the Chicago River? Make your best guesses and listen to find out! 

As we have all come to learn, the BeWBs have no chill when it comes to Our Flag Means Death (HBOMax, 2021 - present) and its many fantastic characters, which is why we're back to take on Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill), Spanish Jackie (Leslie Jones), and Black Pete (Matthew Maher)! 

Celebrate the renewal of our favorite gay pirates show by joining us in a spirited game of FMK, where there's no way to be wrong because every choice is the right choice! 

So, who gets the matelotage, the fling, or the long walk off the short plank? Listen and find out!

It does not suck to be us as we dive into What We Do In The Shadows (FX Networks, 2019 - present) to talk about three of our favorite vampires! This week on Bed Wed Or Behead, Meg and Carla have the distinct pleasure of inviting Lazlo Cravensworth (Matt Berry), Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), and Nandor the Relentless (Kayvan Novak) into their homes for some character analysis with a heaping side of thirst. But not Guillermo (this time). So, who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Tune in and find out!

We'd say we're back aboard the Revenge, except we never really left! Our Flag Means Death maintains a solid grip on our hearts, and it was inevitable that we would bring that Bed Wed Or Behead Pod energy to our favorite band of hapless pirates. This time, we're playing the game with Frenchie (Joel Fry), Lucius (Nathan Foad), and Oluwande (Samson Kayo). They all have our hearts but one must still walk that plank. So who gets the ring, the fling, or the loving push into the sea? Press play and find out!

"Who's that girl?" Who cares? We're talking about the boys of 4D this week! New Girl (Fox, 2011 - 2018) gets the Bed Wed Or Behead Pod treatment, and the BeWBs are eager to discuss this week's quirky trio: Nick Miller (Jake Johnson), Schmidt (Max Greenfield), and Winston Bishop (Lamorne Morris).

You may never figure out how to play True American, but when you press play you'll learn who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine!

If you love vampires and you love comedy, you won't want to miss our What We Do In The Shadows episode! And what's more delightful than talking about hilariously inept bloodsuckers? Talking about hilariously inept bloodsuckers with friends!

We are joined by Jenn from My Streaming Bubble (https://mystreamingbubble.podbean.com/) to talk about the 2014 movie, and decide the fates of Deacon (Jonathan Brugh), Viago (Tails Waititi), and Vladislav (Jermaine Clement). Get ready for some deep laughs and sow thoughts as we come to an agreement on who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDERRR!

This week the BeWBs welcome back Erin Marlow from It's A Fandom Thing Podcast (https://itsafandomthingpod.com/) to play Bed Wed Or Behead with three Christian Bale characters! Plus, if you're a fan of the Bale content on Fandom Thing, you know Christian "himself" will inevitably make an appearance here (wiiiiiink).

In this episode, we take on Dan Evans from 3:10 To Yuma (2007, Lionsgate Films), John Preston from Equilibrium (2002, Dimension Films), and Melvin Purvis from Public Enemies (2009, Universal Pictures). 

The roles may be serious but your hosts are decidedly not! So who gets the ring, the fling, or the guillotine? Press play and find out!