Bed Wed or Behead

Bed Wed or Behead

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Bed Wed or Behead episodes

  • The BeWBs Do Keeping the Faith

    Holy moly, do we have a hell of an episode for you this week! Travel back to a time when you could go all the way to an airport gate without a ticket or a cavity search to pick up your estranged bestie in 2000's Keeping The Faith (Touchstone Pictures; Spyglass Entertainment)! Meg and Carla discuss what makes Anna (Jenna Elfman), Brian (Edward Norton), and Jake (Ben Stiller) the precious beans that they are. A rabbi, a priest, and a corporate executive walk into our hearts, and it's no joke. Except that it's a romcom. So it's very funny. At any rate, one gets the ring, one gets the fling  and one gets the MUUUUURDERRR. Press play and find out what fates the BeWBs assign!



    1 hr 17 min
  • The BeWBs Do Warm Bodies

    What do you get when you combine Shakespeare, zombies, and attractive youths? A zombie romcom! 


    This week, Carla and Meg take on 2013's Warm Bodies (Mandeville Films), and make hard choices between Julie (Teresa Palmer), Perry (Dave Franco), and R (Nicholas Hoult). This trio may start out with one alive, one dead, and one deadish person, but in the end, their fates are up to us BeWBs!



    1 hr 3 min
  • The BeWBs Do The Big Leap

    Do you like podcast shows about shows that are about fake reality shows? Then you'll love Bed Wed Or Behead Pod's episode on Fox's The Big Leap (2021)! Join the BeWBs as they visit Detroit to hang out with Julia (Teri Polo), Monica (Mallory Jansen), and Paula (Piper Perabo), and then decide who among them deserves the ring, the fling, or the guillotine. It's a classic game of F/M/K with your fave boozy besties. Do Meg and Carla agree on their choices? Press play and find out!

    1 hr 5 min
  • The BeWBs Do Single All the Way
    We're back and we bring you a belated present from Santa: the BeWBs's take on Netflix's Single All The Way (2021)!   

    What did James (Luke Macfarlane), Nick (Philemon Chambers), and Peter (Michael Urie) do to deserve the Bed Wed Or Behead treatment? They are all nice, handsome characters who our attention. FOOLS! We fell in love with this movie over the holidays, and we had to share our super deep thoughts on this trip with our BeWBs Fam. 

     

    Ready for an all new season of your fave boozy besties bringing you character analysis with an F/M/K twist? Hit play!

    47 min
  • The BeWBs Do Season 1 Wrap Up Part 1

    Get your fresh, hot BeWBs News! New trios are coming in 2022, and although we're wrapping up Season 1 of Bed Wed Or Behead, we still have a lot to say! I'm this mini episode we thank some of the people who have helped us get to where we are; our guests! Tune in as we ride a wave of nostalgia, and listen for important BeWBsnouncements!

    37 min
  • The BeWbs Do Vampires!

    What happens when Bed Wed Or Behead covers vampires for Spooky Month? We become Make It, Cake It, Or Stake It: The podcast that definitely doesn't suck! Meg and Carla put the BOOooo in BeWBs with this week's episode, covering Blade's Eric Woods / Blade (Wesley Snipes), Twilight's Edward Cullen, (Robert Pattinson), and Interview With The Vampire's Louis de Pointe du Lac (Brad Pitt). Who will get the silver-free ring, the roll in the coffin, or the Mister Pointy to the heart? Press play and find out!

     

    Blade: Marvel Enterprises, 1998

    Twilight: Summit Entertainment; Temple Hill Entertainment, 2008

    Interview With The Vampire: The Geffen Film Company, 1994

    1 hr 10 min
  • The BeWBs Do Supernatural: Bela, Cain, and Victor

    You'd think eight Bed Wed Or Behead Pod episodes on Supernatural (WB/CW 2005-2020) would be enough but you'd be wrong. Your love for our SPN episodes reminded us of OUR love for making SPN episodes! And so, your intrepid BeWBs return to the world of all things Winchester to decide the fates of Bela (Lauren Cohan), Cain (Timothy Omundson) and Victor (Charles Malik Whitfield). "Oh, but their fates have already been decided on the show and th---". Shhhh, gentle listener. Just let Carla and Meg do what they do best: thirst over their favorite characters while deciding who deserves the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER. 

    54 min
  • The BeWBS Do Heart of Dixie - Ladies Edition

    The BeWBs find themselves back in Bluebell to visit with the leading ladies of Hart of Dixie (CW, 2011-2015)! Bed Wed Or Behead offers all of the hospitality and none of the epically bad accents that the denizens of the town extend to welcome visitors. Whether you love AnnaBeth Nass (Kaitlyn Black), Lemon Breeland (Jamie King), or the titular Doctor Zoe Hart (Rachel Bilson), we hope you'll enjoy this charming episode, as we decide on whom we'll bestow the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER!

    1 hr 6 min
  • The BeWBs Do 9-1-1

    You've heard of "crack fic"; Now try "crack pod" as the BeWBs bring you a fresh helping of characters from Fox's 9-1-1! Why would we talk about Chimney, Athena, or Eddie when we can decide the fates of Ana Flores (Gabrielle Walsh), Maddie Buckley (Jennifer Love Hewitt), and Taylor Kelly (Megan West) instead? Much like the Ryan Murphy show itself, this episode of Bed Wed Or Behead runs the gamut from hilarity, drama, thought-provoking moments, and action (and by action we mean repeated lifting of booze to lips)! And, after way too many episodes in which Meg and Carla have been quick to agree on a Final Judgement, there is a FIGHT before a decision is reached on who gets the ring, the fling, or the MUUUUURDER. Press play to hear it for yourself!

    1 hr 11 min
  • The BeWBs Do Schitt's Creek Pt 2 (Johnny, Moira, Patrick)

    Oh, hello, you! Meg, Carla, and special guest Jenn from My Streaming Bubble welcome you back to Bed Wed Or Behead to revisit the slice of paradise called Schitt's Creek! Say hello to the handsome proprietor of the Rosebud Motel, a star who was projected to be nominated for twelve Daytime People’s Choice Awards, and simply the best and most adorable thumb-shaped human: Johnny Rose (Eugene Levy), Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara), and Patrick Brewer (Noah Reid). The BeWBs and Jenn have their work cut out for them, but they are always up for the challenge! Still, one of these charming characters must go, while the others get a fling or a ring. Press play and find out what fates await them!

     

    My Streaming Bubble: https://linktr.ee/mystreamingbubble

    1 hr 9 min

About Bed Wed or Behead

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From the makers of many cocktails, a total of three children, and way too many puns comes a multi-fandom podcast about character analysis...with a twist. Join Carla and Meg on Bed Wed or Behead, the…